Names! (The non-straightforward ones)
Nakahaha: Chuuya
RanPoe - Ranpo
Light - Naomi
FightMe - Lucy
SmallNFiesty - Kyouka
@Steve-66 thank you for the suggestion!
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Dadzai: You know who I haven't seen in a while?
Nakahaha: Clearly it's yourself. Look in a mirror recently?
Dadzai: Didn't need to rub my ugly in my face :,)
Nakahaha: Let me finish next time. Look in a mirror recently? Because you are STUNNING!
Dadzai: Eh, 3/10
Nakahaha: Ok fine then, you're ugly
Dadzai: Rood, anyways I meant Kunikida. I haven't seen him in a few days
Nakahaha: Don't you work with the man? How could you have failed to see him, it's literally not that big of an office
Dadzai: Ok Mr. I have my own building, that's the thing. Is he hiding from me?
RanPoe: Close, he's on vacation
Dadzai: !?!? KUNIIKIDA!?! ON VACATION!?! IMPOSSIBLE
RanPoe: It's true, he asked the President for a week off.
Dadzai: Kunikida blink twice if you need help
Nakahaha: This is text Dazai, how would you be able to tell if he blinked?
Dadzai: Shhhh, don't question my logic
Nakahaha: Dumbass (affectionate)
Dadzai: Asshole (loving)
Ryuu: Ew
Sushi: Shut up stinky
Ryuu: Loser
RanPoe: If I can't act all cute with Poe then neither can you guys.
Sushi: Ok but jokes aside is Kunikida ok?
Dadzai: Kunikida leaving his work in order to rest? Literally impossible. He must have been sent on a super secret mission that we aren't allowed to know about. Or what if he's just found out he has a terminal illness?
Ryuu: Super secret mission is more realistic, you don't take off a single week vacation if your dying. You either quit your job altogether or pretend it isn't happening.
Gin: And how would you know?
Ryuu: Err, because that's what all terminally ill characters do in the books I read
Dadzai: so then a super secret mission? What could possibly be so important to require a whole week?
Light: Maybe it's about one of our most recent cases
RanPoe: I solved most of them already
Light: True, but the case doesn't just end there. You may figure out who the culprits are, but actually apprehending and capturing the culprit are sometimes just as difficult.
RanPoe: You make a valid point
Light: :) Also, I'm surprised you don't know where Kunikida is
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BSD Chat adventures
FanfictionAtsushi accidentally makes a group chat and is bullied relentlessly by everyone. Luckily however, Kenji is a sweetheart and is there to save the day. Err, well sort of...
