BSD Chat adventures

At Park

/Private chat with YosaNo/
YosaNo: How are things going with Akutagawa and Atsushi?

GoldenGirl: So far so good, nothing too interesting has happened. They started arguing over who should sit on the right on the rides and they somehow managed to drag me into it. Other than that, nothing too noteworthy.

*flashback*
/GoldenGirl made chat "At park"/
Sushi: Thanks for the reminder?

GoldenGirl: It's to help me keep track of my chats

Ryuu: Can you tell this weasel brain that he's supposed to let me sit on the right side.

Sushi: This again, I will not give you the right seat!

Ryuu: If I have to push you off the ride then so be it but I will have my seat

Sushi: I swear if you try that I'll tell gin

Ryuu: KOYOU HELP

GoldenGirl: Why are you guys fighting over the right seat anyways?

Ryuu: The people on the right are the first ones to get off when the ride ends, this means that you don't have to deal with crowds of people when getting off a ride.

Sushi: Which is exactly why I should get it, I am way too clumsy and will eat dirt if I sit on the left

Ryuu: That's why I need to be on the right, so that I can see atsushi eat dirt and laugh in his face

Sushi: I hate you so much right now

Ryuu: Besides, it'll help calm my patience, I've been pretty well behaved the whole time we've been here. I've only made two kids cry

Sushi: Ok I can't argue with him there. Those kids were being big brats and throwing tantrums, those poor parents. Actually, I think I'll let you have the seat

GoldenGirl: Thank you atsushi, for being the bigger person

Ryuu: >:0 I'm hurt.
Besides, Atsushi gave up because he thinks it'll make me take pity on him when I cash in my two minutes with him.

Sushi: You figured me out! >:(

Ryuu: It's to late to take it back >:)

*flashback ends*

Ryuu: Uh... Houston we have a problem.

GoldenGirl: What happened

Sushi: So far, every time we've tried to get them to be alone together, our plans are foiled and they manage to make it so that WE end up alone together.

Ryuu: We realize we've been here for a long time and it's lunch already. If we continue like this, this trip will have been a waste.

GoldenGirl: Okay, listen to me closely. Atsushi, I need you to drag everyone to a sweets shop. Akutagawa, you'll have to find a way to make this happen. Try to make it seem like atsushi is the only one that likes sweets there, get everyone else to shut up. Elise will drag atsushi with her because she'll have a second opinion when choosing a sweet. Everyone will likely just look the other way because they don't want to be dragged along too.
Atsushi, I want you to make yourself look pitiful and grab at akutagawa when Elise starts pulling you away, so it looks like you dragged him along too.
At that point, everyone else will leave because they don't want to deal with anything. Mori will stay of course, but I'll take care of that. We'll make sure dazai and chuuya don't leave.

Ryuu: This is a lot harder than I expected, this better be worth it. Wait why do I have to do most of the work? All atsushi has to do is look pitiful.
Oh wait... no... that's perfect!