Ryuu: Before any of you get any funny ideas, need I remind you that Elise, a minor, is my partner?
Light: Drats, it seems we've been outsmarted
Ryuu: Exactly, proceed with caution
Snow: I just had a thought
Light: That's dangerous
Snow: ... NEways, I think everyone is finally back!
Light: People were missing?
Snow: I genuinely can't remember who was online and who wasn't but the main person who comes to mind is Atsushi
Light: But he hasn't texted in a while
Sushi: I'm back! I'm finally done!
Light: I stand corrected
Ryuu: Great, he's back
Sushi: Wait that's not fair, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or that's actually how you feel
Ryuu: It's all going according to plan >:)
Sushi: >:0
Ryuu: Anyways, what is it that you've just finished?
Sushi: It's a surprise! You'll see in a bit
Ryuu: I don't know whether to believe that it's a surprise or you simply forgot and are trying to buy yourself some time
Sushi: THAT WAS ONE TIME
Ryuu: Once is enough, Mr. "Ok so maybe I forgot to turn off the tap and now my house is flooded, surprise!"
Sushi: Shut uuuuuupppppppp
FightMe: And how would you know this Akutagawa?
Ryuu: I was supposed to help him... wait why am I explaining myself to you?
Gin: Then I'll be the one to ask, oh dearest brother what were you doing at Atsushi's house? Please recall that you cannot lie
Ryuu: I hate you. I was supposed to go help Atsushi bake a cake for Kyouka, it was her birthday the next day.
Gin: Wait that's cute, sorry for tainting the whole "cold-blooded mafioso" vibe you've got going on, but that sounds so domestic and sweet and god just kiss already
Sushi: KYOUKA IS A MINOR! DO NOT "JUST KISS ALREADY"!
Ryuu: Oh my- YOU FOOL
Gin: Jesus Christ I underestimated his stupidity, you sure know how to pick them brother
Sushi: What does Akutagawa's picking on me have anything to do with the fact that Kyouka is a minor!?!?!
Ryuu: Why did God put us on this earth? Just to suffer?
Sushi: ????
Ryuu: Gin wants us, and by us I mean you, Atsushi Nakajima, and me, Akutagawa Ryuunosuke, to kiss. Not Kyouka, why in the ever-loving frick would it be Kyouka?
Sushi: ...oh
Ryuu: oh indeed
Sushi: Well, gotta say I'm very relieved
Ryuu: Watch your words you imbecile, people will take that the wrong way
YosaNO: Well Atsushi if you want to kiss Akutagawa you needn't be shy and look for excuses, just do it
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BSD Chat adventures
FanfictionAtsushi accidentally makes a group chat and is bullied relentlessly by everyone. Luckily however, Kenji is a sweetheart and is there to save the day. Err, well sort of...
