Karkat. Scrawny looking, but he got some thighs. And you know what else?
V a n t a s s.
Dave is a skinny, boxy looking dude with a long ass nose looking like a bad bitch who totally did not have an eating disorder when he was younger what no way wdym
Anyways David likes his Vantass end of the fucking story.
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John/June is straight, genderfluid, and asexual
Rose is a big-ass lesbian hot damn
Dave is a bisexual icon
Jade is pansexual af she doesn't care what gender you are if you're hot you're hot (e.g Davepetasprite^2 *wonk*)
Karkat and Terezi are also pan
Karkat is a trans man
Aradia is asexual and bi
Jane is just a little bicurious (prolly straight tho tbh)
Jake and Roxy are chaotic bisexuals
Roxy is a huge enby hot damn
Dirk is the gayest little shit in the universe, and so is Vriska
Sollux is just queer he doesn't give a shit, if he's attracted to someone so be it no need for labels. They are also non-binary and use they/he pronouns
Calliope is also queer and used She/They pronouns
Anyways peace out I'm dead
YOU ARE READING
Homestuck Headcanons (Wow so original)
FanfictionThis is the result of crippling writers block Sadstuck, normal, etc etc all the good juicy shit Got some Davekat and Rosemary and Vrisrezi and maybe some others (eg. DirkJake, Cronkri, etc) Don't like that shit, either don't read or just gtf over it...
