recreational idiocy | wilbur soot

𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧

𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐲 

𝟑𝐫𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐎𝐕

george felt his head pounding the second he regained consciousness the next morning, and took in his surroundings with eyes half closed. the girl in the bed across the well-lit room slept soundly, which he envied; though he felt no need to ruin the peaceful manner in which she rested. he stood slowly, both for fear of disturbing the girl and of worsening the pain in his head.

he walked gingerly over to via's room, knowing fully well that at this hour she'd be awake and ready for the day. as he padded down the plush, carpeted hallway, he thought to take a shower before the events of the day, though he realised that he would need his keys to retrieve his luggage from his car.

he knocked quietly, wondering whether wil would be awake as well. the door swung open to reveal via, holding a glass of water and a bottle of aspirin. "come sit down at the desk and i'll get wilbur," she said immediately, setting down the provisions at the desk pushed against her wall, the curtains above it drawn to let in as little light as possible, as if she knew that his first thought would be come to her room.

"marry me?" the man asked jokingly, taking the seat he was offered. his would-be proposal was interrupted by the sound of the washroom door opening. behind it was wilbur with a towel slung across the back of his neck, wearing a pair of brown cord shorts.

"all right, gogy?" he said, walking over to the chest of drawers and taking away a tan shirt to pull on.

"ayup, wil." george answered, raising his glass of water to him before downing two pills with it and turning back to via. "are we still streaming today, then?" he asked, watching her gather the bedclothes from her mattress for changing.

"that's the plan, yeah. think your hangover will be gone by then?" she asked, putting on the freshly washed bedding in exchange for the old and taking one corner to fit onto the mattress while wil pulls on the opposite end.

the gesture brings a smile to his face; seeing wil do something so domestic was a bit amusing to him, as he's usually either jokingly yelling at tommy or being an absolute menace on the smp. "gogs?" via asked, trying to gain back his attention.

"right- er, yeah! yeah, my head's feeling better already." he answered after remembering what exactly it was that they were talking about before. 

"alright, sorted. seen caddy at all today?" she asked. 

"talking about me, are we?" caddy asked, stepping into the room. she'd changed into her day clothes, which happened to be a denim miniskirt and a knit yellow jumper, wil's borrowed one in hand.

"are we going to stream or what?"

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"bitches, bros, nonbinary hoes and everyone in between, welcome to my very first twitch stream! as many of you may know, my name is olivia burton. i'm 22 years old, and i'm a good friend of the dream team. or as i like to call them, the block builders." 

as via introduced herself and went into the type of content that she'd be making on her channel, wil, gogy, and caddy waited patiently out of frame. once she was finished with the intro, she motioned for them to join her.

"hi chat!" said wilbur, sitting on via's left side, while george sat on her right, with cadmium beside him. "yeah hey chat!" george interjected, moving his chair so that caddy had more space.

"so, since it's my first stream today i thought we'd do a little q&a. type your questions in the chat and we'll each pick one for me to answer so you guys can get to know me a bit better, yeah?"

kissedurmum can you address the outro?

dsmplvrr are you and wil dating?

niaasoot IS WILVIA REAL ??

user4769 kys.

wilbvrssgrl why are you even streaming

mxkeoutmonday how are you so pretty?! 💜 btw where's your favourite place to think?

wil watched her face as she scanned through the storm of words on the screen in front of them, inwardly cringing at some of the things being said. 

"well you lot are a bit disappointing. how about we talk about me? y'know, seeing as it is sort of my channel and not wil's. oh, and my favourite place to go is my local park!" 

and then the floodgates were opened.

so many questions. 

are you going to be a part of the dream team? do you hang out with the boys often? are you friends with niki? have you heard of minx? do you play minecraft? will you be on the tom simons channel again?

via smiled as she read through everything people wanted to know about her, answering as fast as she could. "i don't know about the dream team.. i actually do hang out with the guys pretty often, if not irl then on the phone, especially gogy. i'm sorry, i don't know who niki is, though i bet she's lovely.. i don't play minecraft actually, but it seems fun. and yeah, i'd love to be on the channel again sometime, it was a proper good time." 

as via answered question after question, with interjections from her friends every so often, she got more and more excited about all the things she could do on stream. she even brought out blaze to show the chat, who of course said that she should be friends with patches.

once the stream finally came to a close, caddy had already gone home, and george had gone to get pizza for them all, and via finally addressed the outro.

"so, as most of you probably know, there was a shot of wil grabbing my hand in the outro of the video we did on the tom simons channel. i'm going to address this only once, so please don't ask me or wil about it again."

as she went on, wil pressed his foot against hers under the desk in a comforting gesture, letting her know that she shouldn't be nervous. they'd gone over what would be said earlier in the day, so he knew what she would say before the words left her mouth.

"wil and i are not a couple. we're just friends, and we were only messing about in the video."

"which is a shame," caddy interrupts, "because you two idiots deserve each other."

i swat at her playfully before addressing the camera once more. "and with that, i think i'm going to end stream. thank you all so much, and we'll be raiding charlie slimecicle. love you all!"

and with that, george came back into the room, popcorn and pizza in hand.

"anyone up for a film?"