Eccedentesiast

Facinorous

(Noun)

Atrociously wicked

Guys I'm running out of funky words LMAO

"Oh what the fuck!?"

Anne jumped back when she saw Marcy's eyes, which were now bright orange with yellow rings where their irises would be

"Oh fuck!"

"Huh, what's wrong?"

Sasha jumped up from the couch.

"Holy fuck?"

Darcy laughed and stretched.

"Oh man Marcy really doesn't take care of this body"

Let me out.

They cracked their knuckles and set their glass of water down.

"Anne! Sasha! How have you two been?"

"Give Marcy back."

Sasha responded, gripping Darcy's shoulder.

"Gentle Sasha~ Marcy shares this body, She feels everything that I do."

"They."

Darcy just laughed and shoved Sasha's hand off of them, slowly pushing themself off the counter, they suddenly realized they were in horrible pain.

Oh yeah I started my period today, I guess I forgot to mention.

Darcy sighed, clutching onto the counter in support. They pointed at Sasha.

"Bring us a painkiller!"

"Why should I?"

"Marcy's hurting too."

Anne and Sasha laughed, knowing exactly what was happening.

"Marcy seemed perfectly fine earlier and they didn't have a painkiller, I'm sure they'll live"

Darcy scowled, clutching their stomach.

"Ugh I'd have to wait even longer to regain the body if I gave it up now. We shall survive. This is a mere inconvenience."

"You say that but it seems like you can barely stand."

"I will go to the couch and plan from there"

Anne and Sasha shrugged, figuring the core couldn't manage a full week of having a period without pain medication.

Darcy made their way to the couch and sat down, then curled up and hugged their stomach.

I will recover from this! And then I will find my way back to amphibia!

It's actually impressive how badly you're handling this. I've been doing this forever.

You have my respect Marcy Wu. This can't last forever though. When I recover I will return to amphibia.

You're gonna sit in my body doing nothing for a week?

It lasts for a week?

Darcy silently sobbed, they couldn't manage a week of this

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Let me out. Get out of my fucking body. Get out! Give me my body back!

Shut up! This already sucks enough