dazai is so interesting to me also piano man and chuuya my dearly beloveds
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osamu my love <3
-top ten scariest noises! number one: arthur calling paul by his first and middle name
-vouch
-u know things are serious when u hear the "PAUL MARIE"
-number two: either of them calling me chuuya
-like who is that i am Chu or Baby
-this also applies to when u call me chuuya. like who is that i am Chu, Love, or My Love
-am i bothering u sorry-NO NEVER
-you're not capable of bothering me i love you too much for that
-i'm studying 🤢
-wanna tutor me🥺🥺🥺🥺-i love you
-are you gonna come over claiming we need to study and then have us play video games-yeah
-ok i'm down
-third scariest noise: paul calling arthur by his full name-doesn't he have like 3 first names
-id be scared too-exactly
-ok i'm walking over see u soon
group: the f(l)ags
lippmann:
albatross: are those rooster chicken things?
me: DUCKS, albatross?
albatross: no they're not duckslippmann: they were ducks btw
albatross: LEAVE ME ALONE IM LITERALLY STUPID
albatross: also you said i smell like bleached leaves literally do not talk to me rn
lippmann: shut up you literally do
lippmann: doc can vouch for me
doc: it's true sorry bestie
shirase: c3 qiqi.
shirase: kazuhaless.
lippmann: drop your uid
shirase: [uid]
shirase: WHATRHEFUCK
lippmann: oops my finger slipped!
shirase: LIPPMANN
shirase: THATS 80 WISHES WHATTHEHF
lippmann: YOU HAD THE BONUS STILL???
shirase: YES
lippmann: ENJOY YOUR KAZUHA LMAO
shirase: IM GONNA CRY
lippmann: i love being a Spoiled Rich Kid
osamu: You Guys i was in the car earlier and there was a spider on the window so my dad rolled down the window and the spider JUMPED ON MY SEAT. AND IT WOULDNT DIE I HIT IT SO MANY TIMES W MY SHOE BUT I KEPT MISSING BC I WAS PANICKING I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF