how the hell do i even try to incorporate ayatsuji's ability in this
group: the f(l)ags
chuuya: stupid boyfriend is sick🙄
lippmann: how inconsiderate. destroy their genshin account
chuuya: PLS
chuuya: we were supposed to hang out today but now they have a cold so im all alone (playing roblox with shirase)
shirase: if we dont beat this stupid long drive game im ending it all
chuuya: i hate this game
albatross: it's so easy bro
chuuya: sorry for not spending all my time on roblox bc im normal
iceman: okay ar60
chuuya: i never claimed to be normal about genshin. i <3 scara and collei
iceman: fair enough
doc: so what ails our dear friend shuji osamu dazai
chuuya: the common cold
doc: BORING can one of you get a disease named after you or something
shirase: on it boss !!! [cannonballs into a pile of rusty nails]
shirase: hey bossman i think this was a mistake
doc: PLEAKFJWJF
piano man: you guys are the reason my hair is grey
doc: this isn't true u dye it
piano man: the details don't matter
shirase: chuuya and i just died in this game again
chuuya: im going to drink poison
shirase: woah there buddy!!!!
group: LIN MANUEL MIRANDA WORLD
sigma: i came in here to say something funny but first. who changed the group name
shibusawa: i feel like you should know
sigma: was it Them
shibusawa: 🙂↕️
sigma: okay moving on
sigma: fedya and i are at tropical smoothie and he's on the phone w dazai who just yelled "I HAVE A BOMB". the workers did hear them.
osamu: i'm so funny
shibusawa: you need to be jailed
shibusawa: why are you on the phone with fyodor while he's at tropical smoothie though
osamu: he's getting me a smoothie to try and win me back
fyodor: Literally not true
osamu: okay yeah i lied it's for my throat
osamu: can't believe chuuya won't come see me when im literally dying on my deathbed
sigma: you have a cold and he has health problems
osamu: eugh
