i am a firm believer in they/them sigma you will never catch me referring to them in any other way
also i'm trying to remove every mention of mori but there's def some i missed in chapters after this. not fixing it again
group: the f(l)ags
osamu: siblings loved the gifts guys
ryuu: hot CHOCOLATE🗣️🗣️
piano man: slay
chuuya: just saw a russian
osamu: are you safe
lippmann: wild or domesticated
chuuya: wait is sigma russian
osamu: they are not but their last name is dostoevsky #adoptedbyrussians
chuuya: did not just see a russian
albatross: HDHAHFBAJF
chuuya: i see my worst enemy. The Russian
osamu: omg fyodor
osamu: my favorite (only) ex
albatross: i wish i was a woman from the american south
chuuya pinned a message.
albatross: i'm on a ROLL
shirase: i am eating the most exquisite pickles rn
shirase: they're spicy and i have no spice tolerance so i am in fact coughing like a sickly victorian orphan but bro they're so good
chuuya: WICKLES
shirase: YES BRO
chuuya: i love those things fr
lippmann: pickle enjoyers 🤢🫵
chuuya: :(
lippmann: you're right i'm sorry chuuya
chuuya: HSHAHFHSHF
iceman: using the favoritism to your advantage. smart
chuuya: i am so spoiled fr
chuuya: speaking of. place your bets folks will i 🥺 my way into a c6 alhaitham or will i disown myself
ryuu: can you 🥺 your way into getting me a c6 xiao
chuuya: you know it😏
ryuu: 😏
osamu: my little brother ranpo edogawa (age 16, DOB being october 21, 2006, about 5'3", father is yukichi fukuzawa, siblings are osamu dazai [me], ryuunosuke akutagawa, and elise fukuzawa, in free time enjoys reading, solving mysteries, hanging out with boyfriend, and hanging out with me) just got back from chick fil a (he purchased an ice cream cone)
piano man: ???????????????????????????????????
osamu: was i not clear
piano man: you were very extremely clear i feel like i know ranpo personally now
piano man: but also wdym people born in 2006 aren't middle schoolers
albatross: i feel like im ranpos doctor or something
albatross: is there anything else i should be aware of mr dazai
osamu: he's got a touch of the 'tism and may or may not begin talking to you about various crimes at any given moment
