ryuu's the only character who gets a birthday mention bc he's my favorite
also a little reminder that everyone in this fic is asexual. everyone. boycott sex TODAY🤙🏻re editing note: fyonikozai chapter
group: the f(l)ags
albatross: iceman's bereal just went off and he went "oh shit bereal" and shoved the back camera in my face with the flash on. i've been the victim of a hate crime
yuan: you two have been spending a lot of time together :iknowwhatyouare:
albatross: :iknowwhatiam:
yuan: omg.
doc: HOLY FUCKKKKKKKK
doc: @everyone
lippmann: what
lippmann: OH
lippmann:
albatross: KILL YOURSELVES
doc: NAH THIS IS TOO GOOD TO MISS
doc: YOUVE BEEN FLIRTING WITJ HIS FUCKING SISTER TOO LMAOOOOOO RIZZING UP TJE WHOLE FAMILY YOU WHORE
albatross: STOPPPPPP
piano man: i just woke up why are we yelliWHAT THE FUCK
lippmann: this is the absolute last thing i expected to open the gc to i'm so serious
osamu: we must take a stance against the lgbtq+ community
albatross: I HATE YOU PEOPLE
piano man: i'm gonna pass out
doc: "albatross is my worst enemy bc he made me do aranyaka blah blah blah" YOU ABSOLUTE LIARRRRR
iceman: gm my worst enemies
piano man: why are you dating albatross.
iceman: oh. heard that through the grapevine did ya
iceman: i was wondering what he was laughing about
doc: im ill
piano man: doc... my best friend... you're the only bitchless one now
doc: MOTHERFUCKER
group: shenlanworld
sigma: fyodor and osamu have this mirror touch synesthesia thing and it terrifies me. i just watched osamu slap themself and fyodor was the one who flinched while holding his cheek
naomi: hey what the fuck
teruko: everything i've learned about dazai has been against my will