i genuinely deleted like half this chapter that's why it's so short
group: the f(l)ags
chuuya: YOU'RE ALL TRAITORS
piano man: good morning chu
chuuya: DON'T "good morning chu" ME YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID🫵
chuuya: i should probably explain actually
chuuya: that was all /j btw
chuuya: anyways. so criminal minds is on the tv right.
lippmann: ah i think i know there this is going
chuuya: SCREW 🫵YOU🫵 IN PARTICULAR RINTAROU
lippmann: justified tbh
chuuya: and i hear my dad (the arthur one) say.
chuuya: "hey isn't that chu's friend?"
chuuya: so i look at the tv and obviously i recognize the show immediately because I've Seen Criminal Minds Three Times. except this time i recognize the actor playing the unsub.
chuuya: NONE OF YOU TRAITORS TOLD ME LIPPMANN WAS IN AN EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS.
shirase: isn't this the show that broke you so hard when you finished it that you cried on the bathroom floor for an hour. and you have a photo collection of every time it made you cry
chuuya: that would be the one yes
chuuya: lippmann's episode in particular is the one i cried hardest at i'm so serious i have photo evidence i've cried at it all three times i've watched this show
chuuya: like dude. you're TALENTED. literal chills
lippmann: SOBS /pos thank you i'm very proud of my performance there
osamu: you met matthew gray gubler. i must stab you.
lippmann: HE WAS SO NICE
osamu: wait which episode though
lippmann: [i can't be bothered to think of an episode number soz]
osamu: ??????????????????????????????
osamu: SO THATS WHERE I RECOGNIZED YOU FROM IM LITERALLY STUPID
osamu: dude congrats on being my favorite unsub that episode destroyed me so hard you were amazing
lippmann: TAHNK YOU <3
lippmann: shirase rubbing off on me fr
shirase: LMFSOFC
chuuya: guys i ascended collei and got a free standard wish and i'm almost at soft pity what do we think i'll get
shirase: i hope it's qiqi
chuuya: i hope you fall and break your ankles
shirase: love u too <3
osamu: debate club fr
iceman: it's gonna be diluc i can feel it. being so fr
piano man: yo chuuya your chances are actually good bc iceman is like never wrong
chuuya: HOLY SJIT.
chuuya: THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN.
chuuya: GUYS. GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
