it had to happen at some point.
also i has the idea of being like "i feel like dazai should date ___ today" every chapter bc i have a lot of dazai ships so this chapter is a sigzai chapter because they are my sillies. each ship switch is a different au where everything is the same except who dazai is dating
group: shenlanworld
osamu: good morning my kittens! we're doing a hunger games simulator wake the fuck up @everyone
sigma: can you let me live one day in peace
osamu: mwah
chuuya: every day i question how you managed to pull sigma
chuuya: they're so pretty and cool and you're you
osamu: NO LITERALLY LIKE ??
osamu: OKAY hunger games rolling time i have everyone's names in a wheel spinner so here we go !!
osamu: first up we have atsushi !!
atsushi: MAN
atsushi: one day. one day is all i ask for
sigma: you are just like me
osamu: next up is my good friend arthur rimbaud!!
chuuya: MY FUCKING DAD?????
chuuya: WHAT THE HELL
osamu: LISTEN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY
osamu: next up: lucy !!
lucy: atsushi let's slay this game bff 🤝
atsushi: so true 🤝
osamu: next up is tecchou !!
tecchou: oh
jouno: can you make him win
osamu: no
jouno: then become the dirt that i walk on
osamu: moving on
osamu: next up is sigma i am so sorry my love
sigma: fyodor will you volunteer as tribute so i don't have to participate
fyodor: No❤️
sigma: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
chuuya: rooting for you sigma
chuuya: dazai if the wheel picks you i hope you die immediately
osamu: hate you too❤️
osamu: next up is sadie !
chuuya: ??????
lucy: who the hell is sadie
