idk how to break up my authors notes so we're numbering them
1. thanks for a thousand billion (1k) reads now go away please
2. "arie did you seriously give osamu a birthmark based off of los angeles fire department firefighter evan 'buck' buckley from hit tv show 9-1-1" yes.
3. buck and eddie [camera pans to arie sobbing facedown on the floor]
4. this was almost a skk chapter. next time. it's sigzai btw
group: the f(l)ags
doc: baizhu🥰 baizhu😍 baizhu🤤 baizhu😞 baizhu😏 baizhu😭 baizhu😜 baizhu🥹 baizhu🫣
lippmann: DID YOU GET HIM
doc: YASSSS
lippmann: WOOOOOOOOOO
chuuya: my day be so fine then boom. albatross
chuuya: currently he's standing over me with his arms crossed (im laying on the couch and he is standing on it) and he just went "you will do as i say boy" in a country accent
chuuya: he just read my messages and started giggling and went "i'm a funny lad"
ranpo: imm watching 9-1-1 i love 9-1-1
ranpo: do as albatross says
chuuya: yes ranpo
lippmann: omg i was on an episode of that
ranpo: LITERALLY FUCKING EXPLODES HELLO WHAT
ranpo: omg :issuesandproblems:x10
ranpo: apologies for reacting abnormally i have autism and i really like the silly queer filled first responders show
lippmann: i love it too dw 🙏🏻
shirase: qbc@shirase he's like
shirase: I DROPPEF MY PHONE WHILE TYPING
chuuya: ???;?;?(!
shirase: hi chu🫶🏻🫶🏻
chuuya: 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
chuuya: can you come over and remove the bird
shirase: fish*
chuuya: okay sure
shirase: im On my way!
chuuya: UPDATE I STOLE THE BIRDS LICENSE AND I LOCKED MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM
albatross: GIVEHTAT BACKCK
chuuya: [image] (albatross's license photo)
yuan: aw he's kinda cute
yuan: beats him with a bat like he's a piñata
albatross: WHAT THW FUCK
albatross: TRANSPHOBIA
iceman: akio what is wrong with you
albatross: nothing i am completely normal
iceman: suspicious gif
albatross: REUGH
albatross: i think we are forgetting that i am a VICTIM rn. give me back my license chuuya nicolas
chuuya: i'm stealing your identity
albatross: good luck☠️
shirase: why would you wanna be a fish chuuya
