Mumbo: *tries to kick Scott*
Scott: you can't kick me, that's homophobic!
Mumbo: HOW IS THAT HOMOPHOBIC?!?!
Scott: IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO KICK A GAY MAN!!
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Scar: *sees pride themed horror ride online*
Scar: Ah, yes, the gay agenda-the scariest thing of them all
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Grian: i put ink on a paint brush!
Impulse: *visible confusion*
Grian: i will now use this brush to paint on you!!
Impulse: wait- NO!
Grian: THERE WILL BE NO MORE HAPPY ACCIDENTS THIS TIME!!!
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Evil Xisuma: Wha- Hels what is that?!
Hels: *holding a tumbleweed* this is my pet tumbleweed, but i call it weed for short!
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Lizzie: did you know that a group of sloths is called 'a snuggle'
Joel: wait, really??
Cleo: that's so cute-
Scott: brings a whole new meaning to 'I'm going to snuggle you to death' doesn't it?
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Grian: surgery is just stabbing someone to life
Pearl: wouldn't that make surgeons reverse serial-killers?
Xisuma: guys no-
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Stress: this ball is sexist!
Wels: how so?
Stress: it made itself lighter just so the girls play!!
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Grian: aye yo who turned the brightness up??
Xisuma: What???
Scar: hey why is there a windy effect on??
Xisuma: IT IS LITERALLY JUST THE WEATHER!!
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Scar: *throwing ball towards the group and misses*
Scar: THIS TIME IVE GOT IT
Scar: *throws and misses again*
Doc: its ok, you'll get it someday!
Doc: someday in about 10 years, but it will happen someday-
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Gem: *standing over a broken fire resistance potion, irritated*
Gem: why is this potion BROKEN and ON THE GROUND?!
Pearl: i don't know??
Gem: then find out!
Pearl: IM NOT ABOUT TO GO ON SOME DUMB 'MURDER MYSTERY' FOR YOU OR YOUR RIPOFF FANTA!!
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Impulse: what is this, Tango?!
Tango: *talking to a frog in his hand*
Zedaph: that is apparently Tangos new child named 'frog'
Tango: specifically spelt 'P H R O G' and pronounced as 'phrog'
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The Hermits are in a group chat, what could go wrong?
HumorThe Hermits are put into a group chat, chaos ensues. Meanwhile Evil Xisuma and his band of cliché villains try and hack into the chat and accidentally get emotionally adopted by Grian, and somehow now refer to him as a mother. Oh, and the Hermits ar...
