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Dr. Beck Remediis
(they/them)
Lead Medic of Invincible II
SUBJECT(S): Jim(s)
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Where did this even air? This is a news broadcast from during the time when the universe was breaking, but it should've disappeared when it got fixed. I don't even know how my friends and I got access to this. It shouldn't exist anymore.
The Captain hadn't said much about these guys—
they look like Mark—
very passionate about his job. They also said once they say the first Jim—
news graphics ran over—
their vision. Do these guys have some sort of—
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[CAMERA FEED CAPTURES SUBJECT "THE CAPTAIN" ENTERING THE LOBBY OF THE UNIVERSAL STABILITY AGENCY THROUGH A WORMHOLE. AS THEY STAND, THEY HEAR THE REPORTING JIM SPEAK AND HEAR THE NEWS BROADCAST EFFECTS.]
REPORTING JIM: We are here at the scene of the crime, where the perpetrator has returned.
[THE CAPTAIN STANDS AND LOOKS TO SEE A POSTER THAT SAYS, "FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS JUMP INTO WORMHOLES."]
REPORTING JIM: Might is be possible that said criminal mastermind mayhaps be ready to confess their heinous crimes?
[THE CAPTAIN TURNS THEIR EYES AND GLANCES AT ANOTHER POSTER WHICH SAYS, "SPOT A WORMHOLE? 1. PEEP 2. EEP! 3. DON'T LEAP."]
[NEWS GRAPHICS APPEAR IN FRONT OF THE REPORTING JIM AS HE STEPS INTO THE LOBBY AND ADDRESSES THE CAPTAIN. THE NEWS GRAPHIC READS, "JIM NEWS HD; LIVE FROM THE UNIVERSAL STABILITY AGENCY." ADDITIONAL SCROLLING TEXT IN THE NEWS GRAPHIC TO BE TRANSCRIBED BELOW.]
REPORTING JIM: What cause did you have to destroy the entire multiverse?
[REPORTING JIM SPINS AROUND]
REPORTING JIM: Where did you obtain such a reckless disregard for human and unhuman life?
[REPORTING JIM CRABWALKS TO THE LEFT]
REPORTING JIM: Why did you feel the need to end the existence of all that exists? And most importantly of all, which one of us is the real Jim?
[THE UNIVERSAL STABILITY AGENCY LOBBY BEGINS TO FILL WITH MULTITUDES OF JIMS, ALL OF WHOM BEGIN TO SPEAK]
ALL JIMS: Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim....
RANDOM JIM: This just in!
RANDOM JIM 2: Coming at you live....
RANDOM JIM 3: Could this be a....
ALL JIMS: Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim....
[ANOTHER WORMHOLE APPEARS AND PULLS IN THE CAPTAIN AND THE JIMS.]
ALL JIMS: Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim... Jim!
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TRANSCRIPTION OF SCROLLING TEXT IN NEWS GRAPHIC: INVINCIBLE 3 BUDGET RUNS AMOK, DOOMED BEFORE IT BEGINS? LOCAL OLDY SAYS, "I SWEAR I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE..." | LOCAL PETTING ZOO EXPLODES!...WITH JOY AS PET 1 GET 1 FREE DAY GOES OFF WITHOUT INCIDENT! | JIMFLATION ON THE RISE! | JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM! JIM!
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These guys really like the sound of their name, huh?
But why do they—
accuse—
Captain—
they didn't mean to—
right? They had good intentions—
it was an accident. Wasn't it?
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YOU ARE READING
...does this seem familiar to you?
Fanfiction[ERROR: PORTION OF TEXT LOST DURING TRANSMISSION] [DISPLAYING AVAILABLE TEXT] I still don't understand how I-he doesn't-it shouldn't be possible-right? Mark and The Captain need to have the answers. [END OF AVAILABLE TEXT]
