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TITLE OF AUDIO: I Don't Wanna Be Free
TRANSCRIPT:
Break out? Of this place?
Why would anyone wanna break out?
The outside world recoils in fear
Thinking if they slip up, they'll get locked up in here
You're killing yourself just to make ends meet
While I'm workin' on my tan and kickin' up my feet
You can't beat livin' in prison, there's always something to do
And ya know who's paying? Everyone but you
Everyday I wake up to a nice hot shower
Don't pay the water bill so I'm scrubbin' for hours
Shoot some hoops, and lift weights in the yard
Maybe blow off some steam, shiv a rookie guard
And there's nothing more exquisite
Than when I get my 14 minute conjugal visit
(Come on and meet the gang!)
There's Jimmy the Pickle and Shithole Hank
He makes the best hooch wine in his toilet tank
There's Bam-Bam, and Tiny, and Sparkles McGee
And every single one of us scumbags agree
I don't wanna be free (I don't wanna be free)
Leave me in luxury (Leave me in luxury)
Why try a prison break
When hard time's totally great?
I got a trash pedigree (I got a trash pedigree)
But in here I'm bourgeoisie (Hey Ma, look at me)
I never think twice about the world beyond
Then I'd recall how I killed my mom
No! I don't wanna be
Free! Not the life for me
No! I don't wanna be
Free
Of these amenities
If I tried to live this good out there
I'd have to be a thousandaire
This is where I wanna grow old
So I'm just prayin' I don't make parole
'Cause I don't wanna be free!
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TITLE OF AUDIO: The Last Goodbye
TRANSCRIPT:
In my heart, I'm not afraid of death
In the cold vacuum of space
But I never thought I'd have to see
The entire multiverse erased
The pyramids, Orion's Belt
Spider-Man 3, all gone
We've seen the final sunset
This time we can't respawn
But if it's true that there's no stopping this
And we're headed for the ultimate apocalypse
There's no one I'd rather go down with
Than myself from another plane of existence
I was never a fan of dying
But I'm really not lying
When I say that I don't mind doin' it with you
And you and you and you and you
And you and you and you
The last goodbye
You're at the end of space and time
The last goodbye
Above and below the endless sky
We're going down in a blaze of glory
One tragic end to a million stories
Goodbye
The last goodbye
Stepping on legos and pre-roll ads
I guess some things are better gone
But I'll really miss that universe
Where I got to be King Kong
The one where there's no war or poverty
And the one where I'm friends with a yeti
And the one where I was a mad scientist
Who made a man out of spaghetti
But if it's true we'll never begin again
And we're headed for a final oblivion
There's no one I'd rather log out with
Delete my account with
Than all the me's from existence
It'd be a painful end
But at least I'm with my friends
The ones that stuck by my side always through and through
It's you and me and you and me
And me and me and me
The last goodbye
You're at the end of space and time
The last goodbye
Above and below the endless sky
Oh, we're going down in a blaze of glory
One tragic end to a million stories
Goodbye
The last goodbye
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Fanfiction[ERROR: PORTION OF TEXT LOST DURING TRANSMISSION] [DISPLAYING AVAILABLE TEXT] I still don't understand how I-he doesn't-it shouldn't be possible-right? Mark and The Captain need to have the answers. [END OF AVAILABLE TEXT]
