Spider Got Shocked

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Don't you hate it when you're having an awesome conversation with the love of your life but have to leave BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE KEEP ON BREAKING INTO BANKS!!! No well you're very lucky, me on the other hand not so much. Josie Saltzman, the most amazing girl in the world, she's smart, pretty, amazing, charming, kind, did I also mention pretty. Yeah well our talking time was interrupted by the one and only mask trio. I have a strong sense they do this on purpose.

I am currently at the community bank where the said trio is. Since they got kicked out of their previous hideout they intend to find a new one. I really don't want to go and not because I want to talk to Josie... okay that's mostly the reason, but it's because the cops are still chasing me and I really don't want conflict with them.

"Hey you finally made it!" Blue mask shouts

"Didn't really give me a choice with the whole breaking and entering thing" Spiderwoman said.

"Well if you look around nothing is broken so technically we didn't break in we just entered" Normal mask explained.

"Besides we wanted to spend time with you, we haven't seen you in ages," pink mask said.

"You literally saw me two days ago and you could have just called," Spiderwoman told them.

"Yeah but this way is more fun," blue mask said.

"Yes, because stealing is so much fun," Spiderwoman sarcastically said.

"Again not stealing, just entering" blue mask corrected and Hope rolled her eyes behind the mask.

"Anyway that's not the only reason we called there's this trend going on Villaintube" wow Villaintube I wonder where they got that from "it's to show your greatest achievement" The normal mask said aww that's so sweet

"Wait so-" Spiderwoman stated but was interrupted

"The suit" the pink mask said. Seriously

"The suit of course" Spiderwoman muttered

"Okay so I just need you to stay still like a mannequin" great so they called me to be a fucking dummy when I should be with Josie "Let me just grab my phone" The pink mask said rushing to grab her phone then taking a picture.

"Okay now give us the gist," Normal mask said.

"The gist?" Spiderwoman asked

"Yeah the almost kiss at Fun land" Normal mask told her as if it was obvious.

"Wait, how do you even know about that?" Spiderwoman asked knowing full well she didn't tell them.

"We have our resources now, stop dodging the subject, spill the tea" normal mask said excitedly as they all grabbed a chair towards her like it was story time. They may even more excited than me

"Okay well we were on the ri-" Spiderwoman started but was cut off by a voice she recognized. That's when Alaric spoke through a microphone. You've got to be kidding me.

"Attention robbers exist the bank before things get rough you have a minute to decide"

"Robbers? No I'm not with them?" Spiderwoman exclaimed

"Wow, so now you're too cool for us," the blue mask said.

"Yeah, we do everything for you, we rob the banks just to check up on you and this is how we're repaid. Sometimes children don't see how much we suffer everyday for them" pink mask expressed.

"Why do they have to be so dramatic?" Spiderwoman whispered.

"What?!" The trio said at the same time.

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