( rewrite )🥛Germany children's 🥛

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Poland mind: omfg l have to scratch my ass

Poland: * scratch his ass* ahhh~ it's feel soo good 😩

Poland: * scratch his ass* ahhh~ it's feel soo good 😩

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Everyone in the church: yo tf

Poland: * sniff his hand* germans kido.. 🤤🤤🤤..- 😨OMFG

Everyone: ☹️

Poland: 😭 IM SO SRY PLZ-* get kick out of the Church * yo ain't l am the pape?? BruH THEY CANT DO THAT 😡😡

Germany: *drink his beer cutely* BAHAHAHA

Poland: YOU STFU* Strangle Germany*

Germany: * die*

Poland: OMFG NO PLZ DONT DIE IM FREAKING PREGNANT ☹️😭😭😭😭
* Kiss Germany feet*

Germany: * dont wake up*

Poland: fuck that bitch * kick Germany on the road*

Germany: * get hit by a godamn tank *

Meanwhile with the boiysss😈💪💪🦶🦶🥛🥛.

Russia: tf was that shit?
China: ur mom
Russia: my dad killed my mom

North korea : l EAT MY MOM

Iran : omg me too damn l can say that pussy was good

Venezuela: HOO DAMN

North korea: 😀😃 repeat?

Iran: no joke damn I've could have been ur dad if l wanted 😏

north korea: YOU LITTLE -

Lebanon: GUYS THAT WAS GAY MONEY AND OMFG WE ARW GONNA FUCKING CRAS-

The tank: * crash into a tree and explode*

The tank: * crash into a tree and explode*

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russia : ooops..😗- 😥💔😭😭 MY TANK : ( * sad uwu pussy emo feety noises*

The 5: 🙂... WHAT TF ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?!?

Russia: DO I LOOK I FUCKING KNOW??!??

Iran: * touch north* dude u okay?😏

North korea: BITCH DONT TOUCH ME

lebanon : > : (

Venezuela: wtf

China: *cutely look at gay money dead body under the tank* 🙂...*trauma*

Germany: * dead under russia tank *

Poland: ho welp my husband it's dead 😐
Time to replace him for his brother < 3

PART 2 SOON 😋😋😋

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