#1 Characters reactions to being told ‘I love you'
JAKE: *cries while waving* I love you too!
LUKE: Uhmm... *rubs the back of his neck*
DREW: Sounds fake, but okay?
ELLIOTT : *a flustered mess*
ALEXANDER : Can I get a refund? I wanna leave.
HAILEY: Thank you!
MILLICENT: I love you too, wanna be my friend?
SEAN: Thanks?
SADIE: *Leaves*
#2 Bites
JAKE: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
MILLICENT: What if it bites me and it dies!?
ALEXANDER: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Milly, learn to listen.
SEAN: What if it bites itself and I die?
LUKE: That’s voodoo.
ALEXANDER: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
LUKE: That’s correlation, not causation.
JAKE: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
MILLICENT : That’s kinky.
HAILEY: Oh my God.
#3 Be yourself
LIAM: Just be yourself.
JAKE: 'Be myself'? Liam, I have one day to win the music club over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
HENRY: Couple days.
LIAM: Weeks.
DREW: A few hours.
JAKE: See, Liam? 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
#4 What do you sleep with?
JAKE: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
MILLICENT: I sleep with a knife.
ALEXANDER: Both of you are pathetic.
JAKE: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
ALEXANDER: A Luke.
#5 Flowers
ZOEY: You know, the gardener nerd gives that rat named Milly, flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
DREW: Okay.
*Later*
DREW: *gives Jake flowers*
JAKE: ???
DREW: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
Author's note:
I got bored, and wanted a bit of inspiration.
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