Incorrect quotes (Part 2)

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#6 Lazy

HAILEY: Zander get up, you're being lazy.

ALEXANDER: Lazy is such a strong word Hailey! I like to call it 'selective participation'.

MILLICENT: Idiot is such a weak word. I prefer to call it Alexander.

#7 Wanna third wheel?

JAKE: Hey Liam, wanna third wheel on my date with Drew tomorrow?

LIAM: Sure.

JAKE: Henry! Wanna third wheel on my date with Drew tomorrow?

HENRY: Okay.

JAKE: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

LIAM & HENRY: ...

DREW: Jake...

#8 Purple?

Sean: Why are your tongues purple?

Alexander: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Luke: I had a red one.

Sean: oh.

Luke: ...

Sean: OH.

Alexander: ...

Sean: You drank each other's slushies?

#9 Neat

HENRY: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

LIAM: Um...Neat.

*later*

LIAM: *lying face down on his bed* I said "neat" Drew. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say 'neat' but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

DREW: *reading a book* Don't beat yourself up too much, Liam. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Stacy confessed her love for me?

LIAM: Didn't you thank her?

DREW: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.

#10 Pros and cons

MILLICENT: Pros and cons of dating me.

ELLIOTT: Uhm..?

MILLICENT: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

MILLICENT: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-?

OKAY, I've been dealing with
some shit, this is the only thing that I can publish for now. SO YES.

07-25-2023

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