It's a kind of magic. (Loona x Male Reader)

Survival Against All Odds.

Two Days After...

Blitzø: "...The fuck is insurance?"

Blitzø, Millie, Moxxie and Y/N laugh, while Loona is chatting on her phone

Y/N: "Jesus Christ, I still can't believe it, hoooly shit."

Blitzø: "Then this fucked revealed that he wasn't dead! So he started trying to roast us but Loona here said that he was actually the target!"

Y/N?: "And?"

Blitzø: "We fucking shot him!"

Again, Blitzø and the squad laugh at his shenanigans.

Loona: "Will you guys shut up? I'm trying to get hits for you guys!"

Moxxie: "Well, maybe if you went somewhere else, maybe you'd actually focus!"

Loona: "God, fuck you Moxxie, you Opossum looking freak!"

Loona stormed outside of the office, her stomping was heard in the whole building as well as the door slamming.

Blitzø: "Woah, she never mentioned God before. She must be real angry."

Blitzø looked at Moxxie and Millie, cracking another joke.

Y/N: "I'll... I'm gonna get some fresh air, all of this laughing made me dizzy."

Blitzø: "Worst excuse in the history of excuses, Y/N."

Meanwhile, Y/N was already in the elevator, riding it down.

Y/N: "Hey, Narrator."

Hm?

Y/N: "I never really talked with you but... what is your name?"

Oh. I don't have a name. I was brought here by forces unknown and now I serve you, I guess.

Y/N: "Maybe I could give you a name?"

A name? Hell no, that shit is corny as hell, just call me Voice or something.

Y/N: "You just gave yourself a name."

Oh, fuck. Come on!

Y/N: "Alright, Voice-"

Fuck you.

Y/N: "Yeah, yeah, see you around, Voice."

Fuck you, I'm fucking invisible!

Y/N: "Dumbass, that's not the line."

Well, Mr. Y/N's elevator doors opened.

Y/N: "Phew, thanks!"

No, wait, I wasn't supposed to help you- FUCK. Whatever.

Y/N looks around, but finds nothing as he begins searching for Loona.

However, him being a defenseless human quickly catches up to him, as he find himself in an alleyway surrounded by two succubi and one imp.