It's a kind of magic. (Loona x Male Reader)

This makes no sense.

Hello and welcome again to my gameplay of Devil May Cry 5, we left off with Dante telling Nico to shut the fuck up and him dancing, so today we're-

Y/N: "Hey, dumbass, continue from where you left off."

Blitz: "Uh, who are you talking to?"

Y/N: "You can't hear the narrator?"

Blitz: "No, no we can't, are you high?"

Y/N: "No I just... nothing. Alright, why did you drag me here anyways?"

Blitz: "To be honest, you're the one who was closer to the portal and we had to go on a mission, so it's kind of your fault."

Moxxie: "Excuse me, sir, what my boss is trying to say is that you got dragged here with us and it's not our fault you're now here."

Y/N: "Both of you fuckers, shut up. Let's just try and solve whatever needs solving and then we can talk decently."

Blitz: "Agreed, to go and kill humans!"

Y/N: "Wait, maybe I can help you guys with killing them? You know, them being human, me being human... It checks out!"

Blitz: "Dashing idea, but I won't allow you to go near those people, what if they kill you first?"

Y/N: "Uh, no. I have my g-"

Y/N's eyes became wide as he didn't have his 2011 by his side anymore, which put him in an uncomfortable spot.

Y/N: "So, do you guys have any handguns?"

Blitz: "I tought you wouldn't ask!"

Blitz then proceeded to pull out a bag containing thousands of guns in a ridicolously small space seemingly out of nowhere.

Y/N: "How... do you bring that around?"

Blitz: "Very simple, plot devices, mostly."

"Touchè" Y/N said, with some sarcasm in his voice, reaching to grab an handgun from the giant bag of guns.

Y/N examined the flintknock pistol, gold-plaqued and engraved with floral patterns.

Y/N: "Engravings... give you no tactical advantage whatsoever... but it's cool to look at."

"Yeah, that's-that's mine." Spoke the demon, immediately snatching the gun from Y/N.

Y/N the grabbed another gun from the pile, a 2011, almost the same gun which he lost.

Y/N: "Found my weapon. So, what's the plan?"

Blitz: "Oh. Right, a plan. Uh, since we're five, I'll get a sniper rifle and kill anyone who dares set foot outside. Moxxie and Millie will go togheter, not because of anything particular, I just don't want Moxxie FUCKING UP again. While Loona... will go with Y/N."

Y/N: "Ew, no."

Loona: "Ew- wait, bastard!"

Blitz: "Both of you, I don't care about small talk between eachother, just... go and kill them?"

Y/N: "Yeah yeah, I'll go and kill them while someone watches from afar glued to their damn phone."

Loona: "I could kill them better than you could, bitch tits."

Y/N: "Hehehe... sure, sure. Let's go."

Blitz grabbed a demonic looking engraved sniper rifle while Moxxie and Millie walked toghter, going straight to murdering humans.

However, Y/N and Loona were a different story, as the hellhound was pissed off and Y/N's behaviour was not helping.

Y/N: "So, uh. How d-"