Homestuck x Reader in 2022 (2023*!?!?!!?[2024?💀])

Shark Tank - Feferi <> lowblood!Reader

Where to begin

Good question author chan

You're a rust blood, which means your life chances are reduced to receive different kinds of social rejection, in terms of jobs... Or being alive

Anyway you're lucky that the heiress herself hired you in her broad group of servitude at her palace-like hive

You were heading to the sea to fish some aquatic lusii, and calm your hunger. You don't have any idea of how to fish but your logic says you have to catch them in any way. You got in the water, armed with a sharpened stick. You understood you don't see what's underwater and you don't float very well. Someone randomly popped out of the water right in your face and you whimpered surprised

She was a sea dweller, a fuchsia blood you instantly tell by the sign in the tiara she's wearing

You panicked
"y-your highness, I'm under your commands"

She giggled, a bit disappointed
"save t)(e manners for later, I sea someone is trying to fish?"

"that's correct my lady.."
You looked down, not feeling that you deserve holding her gaze

"so... Would you like to learn?"

"highblood, I do not desire to bother you in any way, excuse my impertinence"

"whales)(it, I'm commanding on you"

"I am highly sorry your highness how I was so foolish! It would be a blessing to learn to fish from you"

She rolled her eyes, but you are afraid to do anything wrong and getting culled.
After some time you two were really focused on aiming and stuff, it was hard for you to swim and she seemed like a fish in the water ironically

She taught you how to fish, for at least a good hour, but it was worthless, her nature made it easy to her, and your clumsy body without gills and abilities in water was a big deal to let you even move

She caught up on this and spoke again
"per)(aps you're homeless?"

"how did you guess highblood?

"w)(ale, t)(is is certainly t)(e first time I sea a lowblood fis)(ing. Also apparently you seam very )(ungry, but you didn't get yours)(elf any food from t)(e suburbs"

"yeah.. I guess I'm broke too"

"are you interested in working for me?"

"my lady, it is an honor that you offer me a better life, I'll be eternally grateful for-"

"cod let's just keep it casual!"

She made a bubble for you to be able to go through the sea underwater in the way to her palace

More specifically, she met you and "adopted" you as if you were a homeless kitten. Which wasn't very far from reality, your hive was destroyed just a week before you met Feferi, and your lusus died buried in the scattered rubble. You're not going to lie, your blood color meant to you that you would have a very lonely and depressing life

At least that's what you thought before the moment your services were required to the royalty

This was another normal day, Feferi began trusting in your loyalty some sweeps ago, and she promoted you to her personal companion, that was amazing knowing the fact that it meant having fancy meals together and having the right to dress like a troll lady, showering everyday, even wear more than just one pair of shoes!

You were used to this life already. Being her companion troll was more than just being with her and stay pretty. You had a contract were you swore owing her confidentiality and loyalty at all times, which meant listening juicy secrets about government and the empire she plans to build, and also burn your thinkpan in search of the best advice. In the small words you read, the life of the heiress is the only important thing