Aries was bored, it was just Halloween but it still was early so she decided to go downstairs to get some cereal and relax for a bit, after she finished eating her cereal she decided to look at her phone and realised that everyone in the Gang of Unholy beings group were awake.
Aries: Alright
Aries: Which fucker put toothpaste on my horehead last night?!
Aries: forehead
Leo: horehead
Sagittarius: horehead
Scorpio: Whorehead
Aries: SHUT UP
Scorpio: I'm doing the flirting not you
Aries: n a n i
Sagittarius: Aries you cant flirt 🤣
Aries: I flirt better than you
Aries: I flirt the best
Aries: I flirt the absolute best
Aries: I flirt the absolute FUCKING BEST
Aries: Fuck you all
Leo: no me
Aries: no me
Leo: no me
Aries: NO ME
Leo: NO ME
Scorpio: Yall down bad
Sagittarius: ^
Aries: HOW ARE YOU
Aries: oh nvm
Aries: But I got good news! Me and Scorpio decided this secretly but we're now official!
Scorpio: n a n i
Leo: EYYYYYY MY BOYYY!!!
Leo: Good on ya!
Sagittarius: Finally
Sagittarius: About time
Scorpio: Lmao yeah, it's great and also she finally stopped being a tsundere
Aries: I NEVER WAS
Leo: Nah bro that's Taurus
Scorpio: Nah Taurus is just the mom
Aries: Jesus
Aries: Not this shit again
Leo: I think the water signs corrupted him
Aries: And Capricorn
Aries: But yeah
Aries: He still my man
Leo: Congrats
Sagittarius: I'm so happy for you!
Sagittarius: That I almost regret putting toothpaste on you
Aries: AHEM
Aries: YOU FUCKING WHAT
Leo: ...
Scorpio: and I oop
Sagittarius: oh shit
Sagittarius screamed and ran from Aries, who was chasing her with a knife. Scorpio decided to walk downstairs and slap Leo.
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Zodiac Signs on Meth
Random12 Zodiacs, 6 girls and 6 guys each decide to do choose chaos. It's unrelated to my others book but it will be more absurd and sussy.
