Libra woke up and yawned.
"Ahhh what a lovely day, I'm gonna get some food" said Libra
Libra breathed in and grabbed the door handle and when she opened it, she saw Scorpio run topless and jump onto the chandelier.
"IIIIIIII WANNA SWIIIIIIIIIIING ON THE CHANDELIEEEERRRR!!!" sang Scorpio
Scorpio was wearing nothing but his underwear and screeching the lyrics of a song and was swinging on the chandelier.
"OM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEERRR" said Scorpio
"SCORPIO YOU CAN'T SING" said Sagittarius who threw an apple at him
"Let's see you sing, baby Sag" said Scorpio
"I'm going to kick you and watch you cry and suffer"
"No I don't feel like it"
"Oh, you challenging me?!"
"Indeed"
Sagittarius started chasing Scorpio around. Leo entered the living room and started singing and wearing nothing except a bra and pink panties, he was also wearing make up.
"SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER LIKE A CRIMINAL UNDERCOVER" sang Leo
"IS THAT MY BRA?!" asked Aries
"Uhh...Nope!"
"Is that makeup wtf" said Taurus
"LEO WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S MINE" said Aries
"I-"
"Bro what the fuck" said Gemini
"Aries chill tf out" said Libra
"HE TOOK MY BRA NOW HE'S GONNA DIE" screamed Aries
"I-"
"DIE VERMIN"
Aries started chasing Leo with a knife in her hands and there was so much screaming. Aquarius started eating marshmallows and running around the house like she was drunk and meanwhile, Sagittarius was being salty.
"NO FAIR AQUA TOOK DRUGS" said Sagittarius
"Haha u suck" said Aquarius
"FUCK U AQUA"
Sagittarius jumped onto Aquarius and the 2 girls started tickling each other over the drugged marshmallows.
"So we just chasing each other?" asked Libra
"Indeed" yelled Gemini
Gemini ran down the stairs, tripped and landed on Libra.
"LOVE!" screamed Leo as he threw his shirt at Scorpio
"HAHAHAHAAAA HORNY!!!" bleated Scorpio
Cancer and Pisces were fighting over an Oreo when Capricorn walked downstairs with a cup of tea in her hand.
"Oooooh is that lean?" asked Capricorn
"Shut up, Capricorn" said Taurus
"Shut up, Cappy" said Virgo
Taurus giggled and sipped some tea.
"That's the tea sis" said Virgo
"Can I drink some?" asked Pisces
"Shut up, Pisces!" said the earth signs
"I love tea, babes!" grinned Capricorn
Capricorn grabbed the tea cup by his mouth and started chugging like a donkey.
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Zodiac Signs on Meth
Random12 Zodiacs, 6 girls and 6 guys each decide to do choose chaos. It's unrelated to my others book but it will be more absurd and sussy.
