Scorpio and Cancer were downstairs, Scorpio was smoking weed and then laid back and fell off his chair. Cancer was drinking boba.
"I'm so booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored" said Scorpio
"Shit me too" said Cancer
Aries walked down the stairs. Aries was wearing an ugly pink scarf and was pissed.
"WhERES LEO??!!" snapped Aries
"Idk why" asked Cancer
"Look what these fuckers did to me" said Aries
Aries took off the scarf and showed Scorpio the blue stain on her shirt
"Lmao all that for a stain?" scoffed Scorpio
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" said Aries
"Sorry he's high" said Cancer
"I didn't contribute babe" said Scorpio
"Did you just call me babe?"
"Yes problem?"
"Only I can call him babe!" said Sagittarius
"Correction, no one can call me babe" said Aries
"Oh so it's like that, huh?! WHAT ABOUT BITCH?!"
"HOW DARE U"
Aries started chasing Sagittarius around the living room and then jumped onto her that she didn't notice that the person who organised everything was right in front of her. Soon, Leo walked down the stairs and a shoe was thrown at his head.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"
"LEO YOU ASSHOLE"
"WHAT'D I DO"
"You-You..."
"WHAT'D I DO"
"LOOK AT MY SHIRT"
" W H A T ' D I D O "
"LOOK AT MY FUCKING SHIRT"
Leo looked at the big blue stain on Aries' shirt.
"Scorpio's idea" said Leo quickly
Scorpio quickly turned around and glared at him "Snitch!"
"Scorpio...?" said Aries
"He's lying!" said Scorpio
"No he's not, Scorpio planned everything" said Sagittarius
"YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST!" whined Scorpio
"SCORPIO" screamed Aries
Aries was chasing Scorpio around the living room with a knife.
"Love is weird, isn't it?" said Leo
"Real" said Cancer
Taurus was walking downstairs and groaned tiredly.
"Aries, for the love of god, it's 9 am, can you tell your gang of Unholy beings to chill the fuck out?" asked Taurus
"Gang of Unholy Beings...I like that!" said Aries
"Okay suit yourself, just chill out"
Everyone was yapping when meanwhile, Pisces had an idea.
"Babes let's host a cooking competition" said Pisces
"Babes???" said Cancer
"Half of the people here cant cook and I dont want to have any food poisoning" said Capricorn
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Zodiac Signs on Meth
Random12 Zodiacs, 6 girls and 6 guys each decide to do choose chaos. It's unrelated to my others book but it will be more absurd and sussy.
