Taurus watched the chaos and how everyone was a lunatic.
"Hey hey, don't worry I'm the good, innocent and clean kid for today" smirked Cancer
"Boy, you smoke and drink" said Taurus
"So do you, bro!" said Cancer
"Fuck you mean bro?"
"I-"
"That's our mom bro" said Capricorn
"MOTHERF-"
"Guys, Guys..." said Virgo
"Is he the only one who's hasn't done it yet" said Taurus pointing to Virgo
"Nah, I got him to smoke weed once" said Capricorn
"There's the Uber driver" said Libra pointing to a limousine
"Not that one, that one" said Capricorn pointing to a Range Rover
"Issa big car" said Taurus
"There's 6 of us what do you expect?" said Virgo
Pisces decided to rent a car and broguth everyone inside. Capricorn was trying to bother Taurus but she kept pushing him away.
"Cap stop!" she said
"Taurus stop!" mocked Capricorn
"Shut up"
"Shut up"
"Stop copying me!"
"Stop copying me!"
"Cappy is stupid"
"Taurus is stupid"
Taurus facepalmed. Capricorn facepalmed. Taurus sighed. Capricorn sighed.
"What am I gonna do with him?" thought Capricorn
"Punch him" said Cancer
"Cancer! Don't be violent!" said Capricorn
Capricorn slapped Cancer.
"You just slapped me, b i t c h ! " said Cancer
" S o ? " s a i d P i s c e s
"Hypocrite much?" asked Capricorn
Cancer pretended to start crying.
"MOMMY! PISCES IS BULLYING ME" whined Cancer
"Pisces stop bullying Mr Krabs...I mean Cancer" said Taurus
"LMAO MR KRABS!" said Pisces
"HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH" screamed Capricorn
Capricorn and Pisces were now on the floor wheezing with laughter.
"Idk if this was a good trade tbh" said Taurus
"Wym" said Virgo
"I have to deal with these 3 monkeys since Libra swapped places"
"She swapped places with Scorpio, Libra is chill btw even if she swapped with whoever it won't matter, besides what the 3 of them have done is mild compared to what Scorpio or Leo's done"
"What did they do again?" asked Virgo
"Oh shit I remember, they literally almost killed us at 1 point...AS A JOKE"
"Haha yeah"
After they reached the house Libra ordered some pizza becuase why not and the 2 water signs decided to order wine and got drunk af.
Aquarius: *video*
Taurus: wtf is this shit now
Taurus: AYO WHAT THE FUCK
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Zodiac Signs on Meth
Random12 Zodiacs, 6 girls and 6 guys each decide to do choose chaos. It's unrelated to my others book but it will be more absurd and sussy.
