Zodiac Signs on Meth

Girls

Aries

 18
- 5'7"
- So called "leader"
- Very aggressive woman
- Leader of the Gang of Unholy Beings consisting of 3 others members
- Plays and fights with Sagittarius every day
- Will absolutely beat you up
- Should not be trusted with things
"Suck my balls"

Taurus

- 18
- 5'5"
- Can't be bothered half the time
- The so called "2nd in command"
- Takes care of the legal stuff
- Everyone flirts with her
- Doesn't care what anyone does as long as long as she doesn't die
- LOVES fried chicken and booze
- Wears black 24/7
"Go away I'm eepy..."

Gemini

- 18
- 5'10"
- Very sassy person
- Has an attitude sometimes
- HUGE Anime nerd
- Is besties with Aqua
- Mysterious af
- Is edgy and emo as fuck
"Come get it then"

Virgo

- 17
- 5'2"
- Taurus' best friend
- Afraid of people
- Just wants to sleep and chill in peace
- Constantly gets bullied by Capricorn
- Is possibly dead inside
- Likes to sit down and listen to music by herself while everyone goes apeshit
- Absolutely HATES Capricorn
- Very anti social person
"Shut it Capricorn!"

Sagittarius

- 17
- 5'4"
- Literally craves and breathes violence
- Disses people all the time
- Likes to start shit and fight with people, especially Aries
- LOVES VIOLENCE
- Will beat up people over the smallest shit
- Has probably murdered people
- Violence is her middle name
- A total menace to society
"THE FUCK YOU SAY?!!"

Aquarius

- 18
- 4'11"
- Constantly on Drugs 24/7
- Will kiss anyone, even other girls
- Extremely horny degenerate
- A total Fucking weeb
- Is horribly down bad for the other air signs and wants a threesome with them
- Defintely needs to be put in an insane asylum
"PUSSYYYYYYYYY!!!"