Zodiac Signs on Meth

Guys

Cancer

- 17
- 5'10"
- Pisces' childhood best friend
- Loves to sing but is absolutely awful at it
- Likes to wear hoodies and jewellery
- Skinny af but athletic
- Thinks he's romantic but is just horny 
- Is always getting molested by Pisces
"MOMMM! PISCES IS MOLESTING ME!"

Leo

- 18
- 6'2"
- Ripped and muscular af
- Best friends with Scorpio
- Always up to mischief
- Loves chains
- EXTREMELY horny
- Has probably made out with all the girls and some of the guys
- Will do literally anything for some puss
- VERY very very very very fucking crazy
- An absolute fucking menace to society
"SODAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

Libra

- 18
- 5'8"
- Pretty quiet and friendly guy
- Secretly lusty
- Gets dragged into a lot of shit
- Loves sprite (sometimes with cough syrup)
- Usually gets flirted with by Leo, Gemini and Aquarius
- Possibly needs help asap
"Stoppp...I'm not a catboy..."

Scorpio

- 18
- 6'0
- No one knows what he's up to (almost always up to no good)
- EXTREMELY Fucking unpredictable 
- Leo's best friend
- Ultimate prankster
- LOVES to insult people out of nowhere
- Constantly buys insane and illegal shit
- Absolutely GODDAMN horny
- Always loaded with drugs
- Has probably done every crime imaginable
- VERY very crazy person in general
"Need some shit?"

Capricorn

- 17
- 6'4"
- Likes to wear all black
- Thinks he's mature but is the complete opposite
- Always flirts with Taurus 
- Has beef with Virgo
- Tall and athletic af
- Besties with Cancer and Pisces
- Likes disturbing the other earth signs
- Definitely has a mommy kink
- Pretty horny and fucking unhinged at times
"HEY KIDS! Capri-Quan here!"

Pisces

- 17
- 6'1"
- Very playful guy
- Constantly wants to clap Cancer's cheeks
- Loves molesting Cancer
- Always gets bullied by Capricorn
- Constantly annoys everyone in his sight
- Everyone loves him and hates him
- Thinks he can sing
"CANCER! Lemme touch you!"