Zodiac Signs on Meth

Shopping

A day had passed and the signs were doing their usual shit, Leo, Scorpio and Aquarius were lounging on the sofa.

"This is boring, someone give me a water balloon so I can throw it at Aquarius" said Leo

"Shut the fuck up before I write your name in my Death Note!" threatened Aquarius

"YOU HAVE A DEATH NOTE?!" shouted Scorpio

"I'll write your name too" said Aquarius

"I'll eat the notebook" said Leo

"I WILL MURDER U!" said Aquarius

"Okay children, let's not murder the literal shit out of each other" suggested Taurus

"Hey Taurus, I have an important question" said Capricorn nervously

"Spit it out"

"Taurus, if I behave myself...will you still let me smash?"

"Goodness darling! What a cute question! My answer seems to be no"

"Well, fuck being nice then, Tartar"

"TARTAR? IM GONNA CHOP OFF YOUR DICK!"

"MY WHAT?!"

Taurus rolled up her sleeves and walked menacingly towards Capricorn.

"Uh oh" said Capricorn

Capricorn screamed like a girl and started Naruto running away. Meanwhile, Libra just got downstairs.

"What's all this noise?" asked Libra

"Nothing much, Capricorn's just being a monkey" said Taurus

"OOH OOH AH AH" said Capricorn

"Jesus christ" said Libra

"I thought it was Leo being noisy" said Virgo

"IM NOT NOISY" said Leo

"Haha the lion is being bullied!" said Scorpio

"SHUT UP SCORPIO" said Leo

Leo threw an apple at Scorpio.

"OUCH THAT HURT" said Scorpio

Scorpio threw an apple back at Leo.

"OUCH SHIT" said Leo

"Now you know how much it hurts"

"Okay fair"

"Bored, I wanna do something" sighed Gemini

"Then let's do something!' suggested Aries

"Sag...?"

"Gimme a min I'm looking for candy!"

Sagittarius was too busy finding candy because she couldn't bother giving a shit and was upset that there wasn't any so Taurus had an announcement to make.

"So, ummm...why don't we go shopping, this house is empty af" said Taurus

"Good idea, vice leader!" said Aries

"Why don't we go in groups" suggested Capricorn

"Yeah!" said Leo, "I already chose 3 people to come with me"

"YESSIR" said Scorpio

"I agree 100%" said Aries

"Same" smiled Sagittarius

"Why don't we go in elements" suggested Libra

" N O ! "  said Leo and Scorpio

"No!" said Capricorn