Zodiac Signs on Meth

Surprise Trip

It was in the morning when Aries ran out her room chasing Leo with a fire sword.

"LEO YOU LITTLE BITCH!"

"AAAAAHH A GOAT IS CHASING ME!"

"HOW DARE YOU! YOU DREW A PUSSY ON MY FOREHEAD!"

"IT LOOKS BETTER"

"PEACE OF SHIT"

"Bloody hell y'all woke me up with Leo's smell" said Scorpio

"You woke me up with your loud snores" said Leo

"I'll beat you boy" said Scorpio but he was stopped by Sagittarius

"No fighting, ladies" she chuckled

"Can I at least tickle him?" said Aries

"Oi!" said Leo who got pinned down, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

Leo got up and tickled Aries, Aries screamed as she tried to escape from Leo's revenge tickle.

"I'll do the tickling" Said Sagittarius

"Nani"

"IS TICKLING TIME"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"

Scorpio tripped Leo and started tickling him so hard, Leo started screaming a moving around...and accidentally kicked Scorpio in the balls.

"OUCH BRO WHAT THE FUCK" yelled Scorpio

Scorpio collapsed and pretended he was dead when Aries started tickling him.

"NO...AAAAAAAAH STAHP....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" screamed Scorpio

"What the hell is going on?" whined Taurus who woke up

Virgo rubbed her eyes and walked off.

"Well i'll be damned it's just the fire signs being annoying little cunts at this time" thought Virgo out loud

"Hey! I'm not a fire sign or an annoying cunt" said Pisces

"I wasn't talking about you! Even though you are one"

"Rude much..."

"Okay and..?"

"No wonder Cappy bullies you"

"YOU LITTLE-"

"Uhhhh, guys...? Can you all chill out?" asked Taurus

Aries, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius and Pisces all stared at her.

"Oh nevermind, that's good..." said Taurus

"Why what's good?" asked Aries

"Apparently, one of you booked some flights...and the flights are today"

"what"

"Nani?"

" W H A T "

"Yo, when's the flight?" asked Sagittarius

"11 am" said Scorpio

"It's 12 am" said Libra

"13 am" said Leo

"SHut the fuck up"

"Hey"

"Yo"

"Do me a favour and wake Pisces up"

"I'm awake" said Pisces

"Cancer?"

"Uh oh"

"Caprico-?