Zodiac Signs on Meth

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The next day, Capricorn woke up in the earth sign room.

"GOOD MORNING!" yelled Capricorn

"Ugh, Capricorn stfu" grumbled Taurus

"Why're you up this early..." grumbled Virgo

"Don't know, I just felt like waking up" said Capricorn

"Yeah, right" said Taurus

"I mean, I did think of pranking you both by making pies and stuff and then dumping them on you but that would be mean and I'm a nice guy who lets girls having their beauty sleep" grinned Capricorn

"Yeah, sure you are..." said Virgo

"You do realise that you just screamed and it woke us up" said Taurus

"Ah, my bad...I'll go disturb the water signs"

Capricorn skipped outside the room and kept skipping until he reached the water signs' room and knocked on it.

"WAKE UP LOSERS" said Capricorn gently

Soon the door opened and Scorpio opened it naked.

"Nice cock" said Capricorn

"Huh?" said Scorpio

Scorpio looked down and realised that he wasn't wearing any clothes and quickly shut the door, after a minute he opened it again and was wearing a dark red hoodie and black shorts. Capricorn was on the floor laughing.

"Oh shit, my bad bro" said Scorpio

"SCORPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed Leo

Scorpio looked up and saw Leo jumped off the stairs and land onto him.

"LEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed Scorpio

Leo and Scorpio decided to wrestle each other on the floor while Aries and Sagittarius sat on top of the stairs.

"Wow they really wrestling on our 1st day in this house" said Aries

"2nd you bitch"

"Shut up"

"Who're you betting on?"

"I'm betting on Leo, you?"

"I bet $50 on Scorpio"

"Wym Leo's taller and more buff than him, no way Scorpio can take on Leo"

"Leo's more buff but Scorpio's more agile"

"Wait, Aries...do you like-"

"Like what? Scorpio...? NO! But cocaine? Yes"

"I was talking about mushrooms, me and Leo bought some of the dark web the other day"

"Huh"

You really do-"

"NO I DON'T LEO SHUT UP"

"What are these people" said Taurus

"Monkeys" said Virgo

"Well that's racist" said Capricorn

"How is tha-"

"It's Capricorn, don't bother" said Taurus

"Okay..." said Virgo

"Rude" said Capricorn

"Everyone here except Leo and Scorpio are well behaved" said Aries

"I AM WELL BEHAVED" said Leo

"You are not" said everyone

"I think I'm well behaved" said Scorpio

"I don't know about that" said Virgo

"Well he is Leo's friend so-"