Zodiac Signs on Meth

Beach Day

Scorpio woke up and screamed, "BEACH DAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!" which woke the other signs up.

"Why're we up so early?" groaned Pisces

"BEACH DAY!" yelled Scorpio

"AYOOOO" screamed Pisces

Pisces jumped up and brofisted Scorpio.

"My boy knows what time it is!" said Scorpio

"Yo what's going on?" Asked Cancer

"BEACH DAY MOTHERFUCKER" said Scorpio

"LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO" said cancer

The 3 water signs ran out of their room and Scorpio backflipped off the stairs. Virgo was deciding on where to go while Taurus woke up to a loud noise and a lot of screaming and swearing everywhere.

"Normal day" thought Taurus

Capricorn woke up and rubbed his eyes and got up when he saw the water signs and Scorpio being weird and Aquarius being very hyperactive.

"Where's Taurus?" asked Capricorn

"Kidnapped" joked Virgo

"Lmao nice" said Capricorn

Leo heard Scorpio screaming and thought of an idea.

"Hey, let's go where my boyfriend wants to, the beach" smirked Leo

"Leo, you don't have a boy-" said Taurus

He was interrupted by Leo picking up Scorpio.

"What's going on?" asked Aries

"Good morning, onee-chan! Scorpio is my new wifey" said Leo

"IM THE HUSBAND" said Scorpio

"SHUT UP BITCH COOK ME SOME FOOD"

"MAKE IT YOURSELF MAN WHORE"

"Leo is such a great wife to Scorpio" said Sagittarius

"Agreed" said Aries and Taurus

"BITCH IM THE HUSBAND" said Leo

"NO I AM" said Scorpio

Scorpio ripped off his shirt and showed off his tan abs and black beach shorts.

"OH YALL STRIPPING???" said Pisces

Pisces ripped off his shirt and wore pink beach shorts. Cancer ripped off his shirt and wore blue beach shorts. Suddenly the water signs were being noisy and the rest of the signs woke up to see Cancer screaming from a cone while riding on Scorpio's shoulder.

"I swear these 4 are built different..." muttered Capricorn

"Whoa Hey! You're one to talk, you're part of their squad" said Aries

"And you're part of Leo and Scorpio's squad!"

"Technically I'm the leader"

" E X A C T L Y "

"Both of you motherfuckers are crazy, end of story" said Taurus

"Why don't we get changed" said Sagittarius

"Good idea" said everyone

"I'm already changed" said Scorpio

Aries looked at Scorpio, who was wearing black shorts and looked at his abs.

"Oh shit, he's hot!!" thought Aries

"Aries u good?" asked Scorpio

"Yeah I'm-"