meow??! (tr x fem!reader) ON PAUSE.

WHO TF BOUGHT CATNIP???!

(third persons pov??)

When they all woke up Y/n made food they all ate got a call from work "Mrs.L/n you haven't been to work for a week are you alright??" Y/n's manager asks concerned. "Oh i'm sorry sir i've been uh- i've been having some family issues lately but ill come to work today" Y/n answered not wanting to get fired. "Okay then you should probably hurry up cause your shift starts in an hour" Your manager says. "oh..OH UHM ALRIGHT SIR ILL GO GET READY BYE" "by-" Y/n's manager didn't even have time to speak before Y/n hung up and went to get ready. Y/n ran to the washroom and changed into uniform after taking a quick shower. Said bye to the cats quick and ran off.

(The cats povs)

"BYE GUYS" Y/n said before running off. "Where is she going" Takemichi mumbled. "Wow she didn't even give me a hug before running off" Mikey said while rolling his eyes. "Mikey respectfully shut the fuck up" Smiley says with his brother Angry sitting beside him. "heheheh your probably just mad cause you know i'm her favorite" Mikey says back acting all smug. "Psh if anyone where her favorite it would be me" Kazutora says walking in with huge gold glasses on. "Where the fuck did you even find those?" Baji says. "Baji-san is right where did you find that??" Chifuyu asks being both curious and confused. "Don't worry about that i have my ways" Kazutora says while winking and smirking. He trys to turn around and do a model walk but trips and falls on his face. "Ouch.." Emma mumbles

(After that)

"Ugh its been like 4 hours when is she coming back" Mikey grumbles. "Mikey its only been 41 minutes.." Mitsuya says "Yeah you need to calm down maybe she just went to work" Draken says calmly "Oh yeah you know sometimes i forget she has a job" Kokonoi says "Well cant she just skip some more she's been doing it for a while" Mikey says bored out of his mind. "Mikey she'll get fired if she skips too much and she needs money to pay for the rent." Draken says while laying down on the couch. "Ugh.." Mikey grumbles while jumping off of the couch and sitting by the door waiting for Y/n to come back and give him his hug.

(2 hours later)

"Okay its been like a year" Mikey grumbles for like the third time "Did she abandon us??" Angry says. "Nahh she would never" Baji says with Smiley and Chifuyu agreeing with him.

(30 minutes later)

Sanzu jumps in from the window in his cat form with plenty of packets. "Bro wtf is that" Rindou says knowing its probably not something good. "Is that a packet of green dust??" Mikey says walking towards them. "What- no" Sanzu says "WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?" South yells "Idk-" Sanzu says before getting cut off by Yuzuha's question "What is it??" Yuzuha asks walking towards them with Taiju, Kokonoi, Hakkai and Inui. "They're kitty drugs- i meant snacks" Sanzu says "What kind of snacks??" Draken says looking at him suspiciously making Sanzu sweatdrop "Uhm just try it and if you like it i'll get some more." Sanzu says and everyone huddles around him.

(A couple more hours later)

(third person pov??)

"Hey guys i'm bac-" Y/n cuts herself off after seeing Ran making out with him self in the mirror, Hanma flirting with a chair, Mikey jumping around like some crazy crackhead, Yuzuha hugging a pole, Emma sleeping on the couch, Kazutora staring into nothing, Draken twitching, Taiju praying loud asf (which just sounds like meows to Y/n), Kokonoi playing 'Collard Greens' by ScHoolboy Q on the fucking tv, Inui dancing to Collard Greens with Koko, Chifuyu sleeping on the microwave, Baji making a little campfire (which is what Y/n thought), Smiley helping Baji make their 'Camp fire' bigger, Angry trying to stop them from blowing the fucking house up,  Izana whining and crying saying something about being the better brother (which also sounds like meows to Y/n), Kakucho trying to comfort him, Shion singing 'Single Ladies' by Beyonce while accidentally stepping on Rindou's glasses, South singing with Shion, Rindou bawling his eyes out cause of his glasses,  Takemichi hugging hina saying 'ill protect you' (which sounded like meows to Y/n) while crying, Hina crying because takemichi's crying, Senju dancing with black sunglasses on, Mitsuya sitting on a chair (but like an actual human 😭) on the baloncy with sunglasses and a fake mini beer bottle in his hand (you might be wondering 'where the fuck did he get that??' i don't even know i just randomly imagined this), Kisaki slapping Hanma, Hakkai looking scared and Sanzu the one that started this all was knocked out while hugging the catnip packet and mumbling stuff like 'back off its mine'.

"What the fricedy fuckedy am i seeing right now." Y/n says everyone then looks and her and Takemichi runs up to Y/n and hugs her leg while crying. She bends down and picks him up. (i love takemichi so much 🤭🤭❤️) "Now what happened" Y/n says everyone then looks at Sanzu and she sees the packet. 'Oh of course catnip but where the hell did they get this from i don't remember having catnip..' Y/n thinks trying to figure out where they got it from not knowing that Sanzu is the one that got it..or should i say stole it. DUN DUN DUNNNNN

(before Sanzu's pov)

In the morning everyone was eating breakfast and it was nice and quiet. I was in my cat form and i was kinda bored..Y/n got a call and i heard the other person on the phone say work, she then suddenly ran to the bathroom and came out in a uniform before  yelling a bye and running out the door. I took this as a chance to leave. So i went to her room and opened the window, i jumped out and made sure nobody saw me. I was walking down the street looking for a specific something. I stopped at a cat shop 'they should probably have it here' I thought. And i was right they did have it but i remembered i didn't have money on me and i was still a cat. They're weren't that much customers and i'm sure they wouldn't realize if a bit of catnip was missing.

I snuck into the store trying not to make myself visible cause i don't want any of the staff to see me and kick me out. I was searching through the aisles i couldn't find it until i went to the back and saw...the catnip. They're were big packs and i wanted to take them but i'm too small to carry all of that so i ended up taking the smaller ones but i took more just incase the others would want some. That would be pretty funny. I walked to the exit but the sensors went off and i had to run out one of the staff wouldn't fucking give up and stepped on my tail so i scratched them and ran into an alley. I waited for the employee to leave and i walked out the alley. 'I wonder how this will go..' I thought.

the end

You know i feel like i haven't included takemichi or the girls that much so i'm gonna try to include them more in the next chapter. And about what i said before about the pronouns i'm sorry but i changed my mind i'm too lazy to do all of that and i'm a bit too far into the book i hope you understand but if you would like you can just ignore when i say she or her. Maybe if i make another story after this i'll use they/them pronouns in the start so i don't have to change everything. Again i'm sorry 🥲

WORD COUNT: 1,389

I was up all night and i got bored so i bless you with this chapter at 9am

LMFAO I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO POST THIS CHAPTER

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