Amphibia Oneshots!

Amphibia Incorrect Quotes! -Calamity Squad Edition (🎉10K READS 🎉)

(Not my art, found it on Google, credits to the artist!)

Hey guys!

Decided to do one of these for the Special! Found the quotes from various sources.

These will also include my OC Ashlynn from my other book!

Thank you note at the bottom, so keep reading!

ENJOY!

*When Sasha, Marcy and Ashlynn accidentally left Anne at a restaurant*

Marcy: "But what about Anne?! She was my[one of our] soulmates!"

Ashlynn: "You said that about a journal once!"

Anne: "It's not like I lie awake thinking about them."

*Later that night picturing the Calamity Squad*

Anne: "Uh oh."

Anne: "Who's turn is it to give the pep talk?"

Marcy, sighing: "Sasha's."

Sasha: "Fuck shit up out there, but don't die."

Ashlynn, wiping away a tear: "Inspirational."

Marcy: "Describe yourself in one word."

Sasha, smiling proudly: "Indescribable."

*Ashlynn and Anne nod in the background*

*People crowding around the Calamity Squad when they return to school*

Random cheerleader student: "So what's it like dating Sasha?"

Ashlynn: "Once I asked her for water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said, 'Wait'."

*At the checkout in Publix*

Sasha: "Where is Marcy?"

Anne: "I think she's still in the cereal aisle. I'll go get her." *walks to the cereal aisle*

Marcy: "Would you look at these delicious looking cereals..."

Anne: "Come on, buddy, let's go. Everyone is waiting for you."

Marcy: "Okaaaaaay." *walks to checkout*

Sasha: "There you are! Wait, where's Anne?"

Anne, still in cereal aisle: "HONEYPOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!"

Ashlynn, growling and shaking her head: "I swear to god..."

Anne: "Are you big spoons or little spoons?"

Sasha and Ashlynn in unison: "I'm a knife."

Marcy: "They're little spoons."

*A Newtopian building on fire in the background*

Anne: "In my defense, I was left unsupervised."

Marcy: "Wasn't Ash with you?"

Ashlynn: "In my defense, I was also left unsupervised."

Sasha, on call: "Remember how I said Ash, Marcy and I were going to have a calm night out for once?"