Amphibia Incorrect Quotes! -Calamity Squad Edition! P3 (🎉20K READS🎉)

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GUYS WE MADE IT TO 20,000 READS!!! I can't believe it!

I just wanna say another HUGE thank you to all the readers of the book! And I hope I can continue writing more content y'all enjoy!

(Also I'm sorry that I didn't write a fic for the Special, I'm just extremely busy with school at the moment)

ENJOY!




*At an awards show*

Sasha: "Can I carry you on my back like Anne did?"

Marcy: "I don't think Ash would like that."

Sasha: *Pouts* 

*Later* 

Sasha: *Carrying Marcy on their back* 

Ashlynn: "What the hell??"

Marcy: "What was I supposed to do? Say no?"


Sasha: "Why don't I like this person?"

Anne: "I don't know. Maybe it's because she keeps stealing your thunder."

Sasha: "Maybe it's because her name is 'Ash'. Don't you find that utterly ridiculous?"

Anne: "No."

Sasha: "That's because your name is 'Anne'."


*The Calamity Squad is playing a team sport* 

Marcy: "Are you upset you don't get to be on the same team as Sash?"

Ashlynn: "Have you ever played a game with Sashimi?"

Marcy: "No..."

Ashlynn: "Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?"

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field* 

Sasha, chasing Anne: "I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD 'FASTER' MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!"


*Sasha and Ashlynn are planning to break into Newtopia, this is how they work together*

Sasha: "We need to distract the guards."

Ashlynn: "Right."

Sasha: "What are we gonna do?"

Ashlynn: "I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes."

Sasha: ...

Ashlynn: ...

Sasha: "Deal."


Marcy: "What if people had food names and food had people names?"

Ashlynn: "Hey, spaghetti, we're having Marcy for dinner."

Anne: "What is wrong with you people?"

Sasha: "Shut up, chocolate."


Anne: "Time sensitive question how flirt boy?"

*All three don't want Anne to go out with a boy*

Sasha: "Throw rocks at he."

Marcy: "Hot Dogs."

Ashlynn: "Kill him."

Anne: "Thanks guys."

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