Amphibia Oneshots!

Amphibia Incorrect Quotes! -Calamity Squad Edition! P2

(Art credits to artist, found art on Google)

I couldn't help myself, I had to make another one.

Let's get into it!

ENJOY!

Sasha: "What is love?"

Ashlynn: "An emotional minefield."

Marcy: "A neurochemical reaction."

Anne: "Baby don't hurt me."

Marcy: "Ducks are better than rabbits."

Ashlynn: "What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks."

Sasha: "Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey."

Ashlynn: "We're not talking about flavor, Sasha!"

Sasha: "Flavor counts!"

Ashlynn: "Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?"

Anne: "You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?"

Ashlynn: "Okay, but-"

Anne: "NO, NO, NO, NO, WHO'S COZIER?"

Sasha: "Then why don't we take a duck, a rabbit, stick 'em in a cardboard box, and let them fight it out?" 

Ashlynn: "BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, SASH!"

Sasha: "ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, ASH!"

Marcy: "I- Jesus-"

Sasha: "A pessimist seas a dark tunnel."

Marcy: "An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel."

Anne: "A realist sees a freight train."

Ashlynn: "The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks."

Ashlynn: "I have the sharpest memory here- name one time I forgot something!"

Sasha: "You left me, Anne, and Marcy in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago."

*Flashback to the three of them wandering around at night, slightly drunk and whining about Amphibia*

Ashlynn: "I did that on purpose, try again."

*Sasha, Ashlynn, and Marcy screaming*

Anne: *Runs into the room* "What's wrong, Marcy?!"

Sasha: "Wait, why are you asking Marcy that when Ash and I are also here?"

Anne: "Because Marcy wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance."

Sasha: "LOWER CASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!"

Anne: "And here we have a capitalist."

Marcy: "Did you just-"

Ashlynn: "Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible."

Ashlynn: "It's time to turn this into a real business."

Anne: "What do you mean? Like  carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?"