Amphibia Incorrect Quotes! -Calamity Squad Edition! P4

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First update in 2023!

Sorry I didn't do a holiday special, technically it's still in my drafts and I MIGH post it, but I'm not sure since it's still not entirely written... 🫤

SO.

I was in the mood for MORE QUOTES! And I got a few ppl asking  for more Ashlynn, y'all know who you are! Maybe an Ashlynn x Reader in store if enough ppl want it? I know one person specifically does! (Comment if any of ya do since I can't read minds lol)

Btw, lots of requests are still in my drafts, sorry again for procrastinating...

ANYWAYS.

ONTO THE QUOTES! ENJOY!




Marcy: "Anne, I'm sad."

Anne: *Holds out arms for a hug* "It's going to be okay."

*In another room*

Sasha: "Ash, I'm sad."

Ashlynn, nodding: "Mood."


Sasha: "I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it."

Anne: "Just rip the bandage off."

Sasha: "It's Ash."

Anne: "Put the bandage back on."


*AU where Ashlynn was always a part dragon then met the Trio*

Ashlynn: "I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-"

Marcy: "Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~"

Ashlynn: "Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-"

Sasha, recording: "This is so cute."


Marcy: "Ashy, keep an eye on Sasha today. She's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched."

Ashlynn: "Sure, I'd love to see Sashimi get punched."

Marcy: "Try again."

Ashlynn, sighing: "I will stop Sasha from getting punched."


Anne: "Where's Ash?"

Sasha: "Don't worry, I'll find her."

Sasha, shouting: "Marcy sucks!"

Ashlynn, distantly: "Marcy is the best person ever! Fuck you!"

Sasha: "Found her."


*Ten years later, Sasha in therapist mode*

Sasha: "Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ashes?"

Ashlynn: "...No."

Marcy: "I do!"

Sasha: "I know, Mars."

Marcy with her accidentally deleted Webtoon comic chapter: "I'm sad!"

Sasha: "I know, Mars."


Ashlynn: "Hey, Mar-Mar?"

Marcy: "Yes?"

Ashlynn: "Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?"

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