Sex Ed. and Test (Not Edited)

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Jozee?

Yea, this is her.

Hey can you come over?

Sure, what time?

Right now, is that fine?

Yea, perfectly fine, I'll be there in a few.

I hang up and set my phone on the table. Oh Gabbi, I call happily.

She walks in and grumbles, what do you want?

It's time for sex ed class and tests, I say as I smile devilishly.

Why, I already know what makes a baby, she says annoyed.

Yes but you continue to have sex with Colin even though you've gotten pregnant. And lost the baby. So I'm gonna corrupt your mind out of sex, I state proudly.

Fine, who's all gonna be at "class", she asks using her fingers as quotation marks.

"Well Colin and Coles parents think they should join, and Tavia's coming cause Erin's making her. After that all the girls are gonna take pregnancy tests together, I inform her.

Whos all of the girls? She asks.

You, Tavia, Erin, Jozee and me, I say with a smile.

Ok, when does class start? She asks as she rubs her forehead.

Soon, now grab the chairs from the kitchen table and line them up. I'll get the folding table from the storage room, I tell her as I walk down the hall. I grab the table and set it out in the living room Gabbi lines the chairs up and it looks like a classroom. Tavia, Jozee, and Erin show up soon after. Erin has Elliott who's sleeping. She takes him upstairs and lays him on my bed to sleep. The triplets are still sleeping and I'm going to let them. Erin comes back down and sits on the couch that we pushed up to the wall. Gabbi and Tavia take your places at the table, I instruct. They get up off the couch and sit down leaving spaces between each other for their boy friends. I start to talk but I'm interrupted by a knock on the door.

I open the door and see Jozee, Colin and Cole. Hey boys, take a seat at the table, class is gonna start soon. Jozee just stand by me , I tell them. They groan and sit down.

Why are we here, I wanna go home, Colin whines.

Because you guys need to forget about sex until your at least 21, I snap because I'm getting annoyed with the whining.

Ok class let's start, Erin shouts as she stands up by me.

Ok first things first, how a baby is made, I say with a devilish smirk. They all groan and Gabbi says she already knows how they are made. I smile and continue. Ok so as Colin and Gabbi know. The boy has to be happy, and when he's happy his penis gets hard. He will then make the girl happy by rubbing her nipple and or clitoris. The clitoris is a sensitive gland located down there. Once both the boy and girl are happy, the girls vagina will be lubricated by a wet goop. The boy will slowly insert his hard penis into the girls vagina. After lots of thrusting and humping the boy will release a hot white liquid into the girl called sperm. If the sperm meets an egg released from the girls ovaries it will become fertilized. The egg will attach to the inside of the girl and grow into a baby, I inform them. Any questions? I ask.

Come raises his hand and I call on him. Why did tell us every step to sex, now we are gonna wanna do it even more, he asks with a smirk.

I'm not finished, you will not wanna have sex until your 21 by the time I'm done, I snap.

Ok let's continue, how yo prevent a baby if you choose to have sex. One method us to use a condom. Which is a plastic like material that foes over the penis. Another method his birth control which is a pill you take. Do not ever double or triple up on condoms that causes more friction and makes hem tear easier. Using both a condom and birth control is the best you could ever do. Any questions? I ask again.

Gabbi raises her hand and I call on her. Can you get me on birth control and buy me a box of condoms? She asks with a straight face.

Sure, if feel you want to do so, I tell her.

Alright let's move onto birth of a baby, I exclaim. Ya know, nevermind I'll let you figure out this yoursel, I say trying to avoid that subject.

Ok any questions now, I ask. Nobody raises their hands. Alright, time for the video. I push play on the TV and the video of a birth starts. Full view down there you see everything. It starts with when she first goes into labor. It shows as she progresses to 10cm dialated. We hear the doctor tell her to push at the next contraction. The doctor yells push and we watch the vagina bulge but nothing happen. She pushes again and the vagina starts to open. Colin and Cole are absolutely disgusted by the look on their faces. The chick pushes again a dun she's crowing, she acres and swears. The doctor says push and she does. The baby inches it's head out slowly, while the chick screams. Tavia covers her eyes and Colin makes puking sounds. The chick pushes again and the vagina opens super wide and the head comes out. She stops pushing when the head is out.

She's gonna choke the baby, her vagina is around its neck, Gabbi screams.

No she's not, the vagina is loose, I snap. The chick is told to push and the babies shoulders struggle to get through. She pushes agauna dun they break through the doctor grabs the baby and lays it on her chest.

What's that long nasty cord, Tavia and the boys ask.

Thats the umbilical cord, its supplies blood, oxygen and nutrients to the baby, I state.

The husband cuts the cord and the baby cries. Doesn't that hurt the baby, Cole asks.

No, it doesn't feel it, I snap at him. The video ends and I shut the TV off. Anymore questions, I ask impatiently.

They stay silent and I grab the pregnancy tests from my purse. Ok, time to take some pregnancy test, because a certain someone's had sex earlier this past month, I say with a smile. I hand one to Tavia, Gabbi, Jozee, and Erin. I keep one for myself and we take turns going into the bathroom and writing our initials on the end that we didn't pee on. We all toss the sticks onto the counter and mix them up. There all the same brand and the initials are on the back. We wait five minutes and I start picking the sticks.

Negative, I sigh
Negative, I sigh
Negative, I sigh
Positive, I gasp
Lastly, negative, I sigh.

Who's the positive one, Gabbi shrieks. I pick it up and turn it over.

The initals are JS, I say blankly.

Who's initials are JS

Mine, Jozee says with a smile.

Why are you happy, your pregnant child, I shout.

Because I knew, this was just my way of telling you guys, she gleams.

Well, congratulations, does Niall know, I ask.

No I found out a free wells after he left, she says.

How far along are you, I ask.

18 weeks, let's call Niall, she squeals.

Ok, I say happily.

She calls him and he answers.

Niall baby, she squeals.

Jozee, what's wrong, he asks.

I'm pregnant your gonna be a daddy, she practically yells.

Oh my god, really, he asks.

Yea, 18 weeks, she says.

Well I got to go bye baby, he says.

She hangs up and smiles proudly at us.

I'm done doing authors notes, nobody cares that much anyways.

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