Highschool DXD's Perfection

cells story

(scene opens up with cell outside inside of a dense forest punching trees that instantly snaps and launches into other trees and why is he doing this well after hearing about issei somehow getting stronger and this slightly worried cell because he only had one chance to destroy this world because if he died N/Y would give him a punishment worse than death and he didn't want that)

Cell: gotta get stronger i won't be defeated by a little brat

(cell steps in front of a boulder and slams his arm down smashing it in half with a single strike as the ground rumbles a little bit as he picks up both halves of the rock seeing a large crack where his hand had slammed and was a pretty big crack inside the earth which made him smile knowing he was pretty powerful)

Cell: well better go see kuroka

(Cell puts his fingers to his forehead and teleports back to the hotel room to see kuroka watching tv specifically a show called drag-so ball and at first cell didn't care until he saw a bootleg shitty version of his perfect form on the show and Kuroka looks over to see cell mouth gaped open staring at the show)

Kuroka: what the show it's pretty good it's called drag-so ball and one of the characters kind of looks like your…imperfect…form (realizes) holy shit you and him are the same person

Cell: (trying to lie) um no I'm not

Kuroka: did you model your forms off this show

Cell: (rubs back of his head) not exactly alright sit down because this may shock you

Kuroka: alright (sits on bed) go ahead

Cell: what if I told you I was from another universe

Kuroka: alright continue

Cell: your really buying this

Kuroka: for now so keep going

Cell: anyway I came from a world where almost everything you see on that show has and had happened up and including me dying by an 11 year old named Gohan

Kuroka: you mean ganoh and you really got killed by an 11 year old

Cell: first of all that's just a lazy anagram of Gohan and second of all it's not my fault fights on the playground get so violent now and days

Kuroka: yaaaa anyway continue with your story

Cell: well after my unfortunate demise I woke up in this world apparently there is this omnipotent god called N/Y who reincarnated me into this world to give me a second chance but if I die and screw everything up I basically get a pain worse than death for all eternity

Kuroka: well I've only seen like 5 episodes so tell me everything that happens in your world

Cell: well our story begins like any other tale with a girl shooting a boy in the face

TIMESKIP: to the abridged version

Kuroka: wow what else

Cell: well then Goku returns to meet his friends with his little son gohan and then raditz arrives

Kuroka: he must be a big part of the show

Cell: nope he only has like 2 episodes on his character before he is killed off for good anyway then we get to the trianing ark which brace yourself has a lot of child abuse in the piccolo terms of 'DODGE' and Gohan gets some good trianing and Goku runs through snake way meeting some German demons who I'm still confused about there sexualities or if they were brothers or lovers anyway he gets his trianing from king Kai just in time for the sayians and brace yourself for this wacky character called nappa and a prince named vegeta who is really a piece of work