Highschool DXD's Perfection

kuroka story

(Scene opens up with cell and Kuroka sitting in a lounge surrounded by other people eating breakfast from the breakfast bar Kuroka is hiding he nekomata ears and tail but still wearing that kimono she always wears as cell takes a bite from his spoon and his bowl of cereal the news comes on)

News: today we bring you a special report about a strange string of disappearances in {town name} have been named to this man who was observed absorbing people in a forest town we ask you to cover your children's eyes as these clips are quite mature (shows clips of imperfect cell absorbing people) there calling this creature

Cell: (happy) come on come on say my name

News: they call him the green shirt stabby guy

Cell: (silent rage)

Kuroka: cell you ok

Cell: I'll be right back (walks away)

News: so if you see this criminal call the local police in your area as a warrant is out for his arrest anyway time for TJ and the WOMBAT

(Scene cuts to issei house as his family are listening to the news broadcast)

Issei: ooh turn this up

Miki: ok sweetheart

TJ: (is heard from a radio) Hey there, japan. This is your local station 98.5, The Nick, where TJ--

WOMBAT: (also heard from a radio) And the Wombat-Wombat-Wombat.

WOMAN: Me so horny.

TJ: What's the weather looking like out there, Wombat?

WOMBAT: Wombat Weather Forecast! We're in the middle of an impossible heat wave, a balmy 104 degrees, so make sure you stay hydrated! Real hydrated!

(Imperfect Cell starts absorbing a man in at the gate to the broadcast studio)

TJ: in local news police refuse to investigate into the green shirt stabby guy case saying it's all just a hoax made up by special effects and horny teenagers

WOMBAT: Or maybe they're just scared!

(a receptionist is seen screaming in terror)

TJ: Oh, looks like we got our first call-in of the segment! Hello there, caller. What can TJ...

WOMBAT: And the Wombat!

TJ: ...do for you?

IMPERFECT CELL: (through the speaker of a phone) Hello there, I-- (security gaurd screams) Okay, hold on, hold on... (kills the guard and relishes it) Ah, there. Okay. Could you play "Video Killed the Radio Star"?

TJ: Wow, uh, we usually only do the top 20...

WOMBAT: But today, we'll make an exception for you, killer!

IMPERFECT CELL: Oh, shucks. Thanks, fellas. (song begins) I'll be right in.

TJ: Wh-what? What'd he say? (a door is heard breaking open) Oh, God...! Oh, God! WHAT IS THAT THING?! NO! NO, GET AWAY!!! GET AWAY FROM WOMBAT!!! NO! PUT HIM DOWN!!! NO!!! WHY, GOD?! OH GOD, I LOVED YOU, WOMBAT!!! I LOVED YOU SO MUCH!!! (screams and dies as it shows the clothes of all of the workers inside the news station)

IMPERFECT CELL: Hey, welcome back to 98.5, The Cell. We have another caller making a request...

CALLER: Please don't kill me!!

IMPERFECT CELL: Sorry, that's not in the lineup. (is heard absorbing the guy) Speaking of the lineup, in the next half-hour, we've got "Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran Duran, "Killing Me Softly With His Song" by Lauren Hill, followed by "All By Myself". Now, don't touch that dial...or else cell will come for you