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The adventures of Wictoria and the other GL people 

Aka random incorrect quotes (btw this is set in the future and there is some spoilers but I will put a warning)

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Wictoria: *jumps on table* I was bewildered by the puzzles my Sensei gave me and had to train hours a day just to win the war

Memey: that is the most dramatic way to describe a test

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Wictoria: lay ONE HAIR on my child and I will make you unable to have children 

Memey: why tf do you care so much about Squishmellos

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SPOILERS FOR GL

Wictoria:*splashes water on Blaza* I heard on the internet that cleaning your face makes you gay

Blaza: your lucky you didn't hit my phone or I will break your neak in half

Wictoria: you mean snap-

Blaza: no. The power of S is with me, I can split your neak in half.

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Wictoria: you know what's a bad idea that I really want to do *throws mentos into a barrel of Coca-Cola*

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Wictoria: sleep and school both have something in common, I don't get t

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Wictoria: it's weird being the third wheel but you get used to it

Blaza: didn't you say you hated being the third wheel

Wictoria: yes but now I understand that I can get free gay shit and I can interact with it!

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Wictoria: I'm not funny I'm just mean and people think I'm joking

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That's it lol

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