What the hell am I meant to do when I gigantic mosquito THE SIZE OF MY FUCKN P A L M WALKS INTO ME ABOUT TO TAKE A SHOWER W H I L E I M N A K E D
I wanted to scream but what good would that do?
So I try to kill it. . . IT TAKES FIVE HITS TO THE FACE.
Now I'm scared that the mosquito will come back to life (it has happened before) and kill me
IM FUCKN DONE WITH TEXAS.
Can't take a shower in Texas💀💀
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✿ one shots & sh!t ♡
FanfictionA one shot book using most of the foolish gang and my OCs but other fandoms to. There will be ships and the ships will be stated at the top of the chapter. I will work on this whenever I feel like it! Most of this stuff is incomplete because I don't...
