Ye (Dsaf & II)

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Incorrect quotes for Dsaf also I gave up on writing smut 

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Dave and Jack: *sitting in a lost and found bax*

Henry:*walks up to them*

Dave: NOT YOU

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Jack: you know what would be great to have?

Jack: A FUCKN WILL TO LIVE

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Henry: shut up your mom buys you mega blocks instead of LEGOS

Dave: you take that ba- *dies*

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Dee: Jack, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and it's Monday 

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Steven: you think this is normal?

Dee: for a group that is on the 911 blocked callers list, yes this is relatively normal 

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WE ARE DOING INANIMATE INSANITY QUOTES NOW BC I NEED THE GAY OBJECTS 

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Mephone: can I offer you a stick in this trying time

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Fan: are you a little spoon or a big spoon 

 Trophy: I'm a trophy 

Cheesy: he's a little spoon

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Suitcase & Nickel : *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* 

Suitcase: We need an adult! 

Nickel : Suitcase, you are an adult!

Suitcase: We need an adultier adult! Get OJ!

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Balloon: you don't do anything in this hotel 

Nickel: try doing anything when you have no arms

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Yeye

(180 words)

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