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Bro: moms going to kill us
Me: G O O D
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Bro: don't tell mom I didn't unclog the toilet or else she will put me down 😞🤚
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Me: STOP TOUCHING MY SQUSHMALLOWS beats him up cutely
Bro: grandma is that you????
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Bro: actually hurts himself
Me: did you hink your kinky
Bro: WHAT?
Me: *Hit your pinky
Bro: THIS IS NOT OVER TEXT WTF???????
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Me: rants about sp
Bro: I will pay you 10 bucks to shut up
Me: do I look like a Kenny? I don't want your crusty musty 10 bucks
Bro: who's Kenny??
Me: a broke ass hoe
Bro:😀 oh
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Bro: TAKE HER NOT ME
Me: God you can see who is sinning rn. I hope you make the right choice.
Mama: I just asked for you to do your chores
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Mama: your chores are inevitable
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Why is my brother wanting a handsome squidward plush💀💀
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FanfictionA one shot book using most of the foolish gang and my OCs but other fandoms to. There will be ships and the ships will be stated at the top of the chapter. I will work on this whenever I feel like it! Most of this stuff is incomplete because I don't...
