My First Time // Part Uno

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by wholesomesnack

by wholesomesnack

NOT SEXUAL LOL , this challenge is your first times for some shit and stuff. So let's get to it.

FIRST TIME WALKING
I asked my mom this morning and she said when I was around 2 years old . Was I a lazy baby? Idk maybe , I spent most of my time watching TV.

FIRST TIME TALKING
As you may know I was a lil shit who loved TV (I ignored all my toys XD ) . So around my first year from my grand escape from womb. My first word I think was "Papa" "Mama" or "Granddad" .

FIRST PERIOD
I know know , for some these kind of stories are yucky so just skip dis . Anyways I was about 13 (barely) , I was in the restroom of my house . When I was peeing , I noticed my undergarments were stained with blood. I didn't freak out , instead I was in panic mode . And then here's what happened ,
Me: Um mom?
Mom:What is it I'm busy?
Me: J-just come here please
Mom: ...
Me:Mom?
Mom: GOD FINALLY ! *laughs*
Me: Wait w-what
Mom:*walks to bathroom*
Me:Um can I have whatever it is you use for this , please? *lowers head*
Mom:*laughs and doesn't stop* HAHAHA SORRY OKAY SURE *almost spits saliva at me* PFFT I'M GONNA GO GET IT OKAY
Me:*chibi version* Why do I have such a crazy woman as a mother? *sulks* (She maybe crazy but I love her to death)

FIRST TIME IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM(while I knew what it actually was )
I basically bit by a dog who almost ripped off my whole lip (from one corner to the center) , we waited there for a while . Then I was put under anesthetics , so I only remember the doctor saying "I'm just clean the wound and stitch your lip..." I could see faint images of the room . But that was about it.

FIRST DAY OF MIDDLE SCHOOL
I got out of meh mum's car, I looked around what at the time seemed the biggest school ever. I'll admit I was terrified , but after a week there I was fine.

Here's the first part of 'My First Time...' , man I'm finally done with my EOC (End Of Course Exam). Just need to finished up my 3 service hours and 2 projects (*sulks in corner*) . No worries I can handle it , it's surreal to me that I'll be going to High School. Man I'm nervouscited (excited+nervous), anyways I do hope you've enjoyed and ... HAVE A GOOD ONE!

~Squiddie