I found out that I'm an insomniac, I'll be cutting back on the sweet Wi-Fi (aka the internet). I don't know if it'll help, but the least I could do is try.Waking up in the middle of the night is scary for me, everything is dark and I feel terrified that I'll get murdered by something hiding in the dark... Like right now for example. I won't go back to sleep until I can't hold myself up anymore. I will be writing at least 2 oneshots per week this is to continue until my situation gets better. Feel free to leave a comment, and a vote is always appreciated ⊂(ο・㉨・ο)⊃
I woke up in the middle of the night yet again, great I won't go back to sleep. I might as well read some fan fiction while I'm at it. I grab my phone from the bedside table and go directly to Wattpad.
I wonder if anyone's awake at this hour? I get bored of just reading and decide to go get a glass of hot/cold (f/f) tea (I really like lemon ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) . Sighing deeply I return to my bed where my husband is sleeping soundly (I'M HEARING NOISES IM TERRIFIED RN HELP ME PLS GOD).
I let out a small smile and nuzzle close to them. I gently move my little (boy/girl) from my husbands hands (CHRIST HELP ME , THE NOISES o(╥﹏╥)o ). I place myself under his arms and hug my little baby in my arms like a teddy bear.
"I see you are still having trouble sleeping..." I hear someone coo in my ear. I cover my mouth to prevent a scream escape my lips, I realize who's voice it is and sigh in relief. I grunt in annoyance and slap his chest with the back of my hand. "You seriously almost made me pee my pants.(I'M DYING OF FEAR AND SLEEPLESSNESS ;A; SEND HELP) " he chuckles lightly and snakes his arms around my waist. Nuzzling his head in my neck, "What time is it?" he asks yawning slightly.
"God its 4:27am! I'm never gonna go back to sleep." I whine quietly. "Don't worry (f/n)-cchi! I'll stay up until you go back to sleep." I can't just see him smiling widely.
Let's say that night nether of you went back to sleep (No sex lololol you has your bby w/ you) .
Extras!
"Ryō I told you that you should have gone to sleep." I groan and my neck gives up on me so my face plants on table. "(Y/N)-CCHI!"he screams rushing to my aid he lefts my head up only to see my terrifying glare. I need my beauty sleep or else things get ugly.I smirk evilly, "Oh Ryō let me give you a nice big hug!" he trembles in fear running into the bedroom where (baby boy/girl's name) is just waking up and rubbing his/her eyes.
"HELP ME (BABY BOY/GIRL'S NAME) ! " he hides behind the small child in hopes that his wife won't kill him.
"Come on Ryō!" Ryōta screams at his menacing sleep deprived wife. The small child only giggles and goes back to sleep.
Yes I do realize that this is the same title for the "lemon" I wrote . Gah what's wrong with me? Anyways I do hope you've enjoyed and... HAVE A GOOD ONE!
~Insomniac
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The Little Things : Anime Oneshots
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