The Boy Who Does Not Belong Here (part 1)

Ch.27 St. Birgitta Hospital p.2

Could you imagine the most embarrassing way to meet your boyfriend's brother? Maybe it would be when you have sneaked into his home and the older brother walks is in the middle of cuddling? Or maybe it is when you just had a huge food fight in the middle of the kitchen and you are covered in flour?

Or in Simon's case, staying secretly in your boyfriend's hospital bed, straddling him and pushing your tongue town his throat...

They had a plan, that Simon would only stay in Wilhelm's bed maybe a half an hour and they would just cuddle a bit. But obviously they both had forgotten that A) they were two teenage boys with raging hormones, B) they were first time living the 'normal' relationship, C) they had been together not more than three weeks and couple of days and D) they had just experienced a near death experience. They had been cuddling a while, but then the kisses had turned on more aggressive and desperate. Simon had no direct mental image, when he had climbed on Wille's lap and when their make out session had turned into a literal dry humping. But it had, it could not be denied, because that was the position Erik found them.

The door opened so quietly that neither of them even registered that, but a meaningful cough next to them finally startled them. First Simon just though, that it would be a Healer and he would only be scolded by his actions, but when his eyes reached to the way too familiar looking man standing next to them, he jumped of Wilhelm's lap as fast as humanly possible. With a second, he was red as a tomato.

"Oh Merlin no...", Wille's voice groaned next to him, making Simon glance the boy. He was at least as red as him and hiding his face on his hands. Simon was way too humiliated to even look Erik again. He just sat there and fiddled with the corner of the blanket, that was still laying on his lap.

"Well well well little brother...", teasing voice echoed next to them.

"Erik shut up!", Wille cried, but dropped the hands of his face and brushed his messy hair back in order, before he looked his older brother.

"Oh Wille, next time choose the place better, if you are planning to hook up with your boyfriend", Erik continued his teasing, making Wille groan again even deeper.

"Erik, behave!"

"Do you seriously believe that I'm going to let you out so easily, when I just walked in watching you to suck poor Simon's soul out through his mouth", Erik continued with cheeky smile, but then he turned his attention to Simon by offering his hand. "I'm Erik Wille's older brother. Nice to finally meet you Simon"

Simon was still too stunned to speak so he just tried to shake the man's hand, but just before he could reach it, the man pulled it off. Simon's shock did not ease out, he just startled and looked back and forth between Wille and Erik.

"I just have to make sure... That hand was not in my little brother's pants, wasn't it?", Erik asked, but his poker face crushed after that sentence and he left out a booming laughter.

"Erik you are the biggest idiot on the planet!", Wille cried out, both taken aback and a bit panicking. He even punched Erik's forehand, making the man escape a couple of steps.

Erik just laughed so much, that tears were running on his cheeks.

"Sorry Simon... I just couldn't let you to live this down with no consequences! You two horny teenagers, getting it going in the freaking hospital!", the man hiccupped in between his laughter.

"Erik we were not getting it going!", Wille argued back.

"Whatever makes you sleep your night better... But seriously, Simon nice to meet you finally. Wille had been talking about you way too much, so I already feel like I know you", Erik said with a smile and offered his hand again. This time they actually shook them.