One fine afternoon, an organization of journalists forced both Russia and Philippine to be in an interview about their relationship, so they can analyze what sort of relationship the two have developed. The organization however were nice, so the couple decided to kick it back and answer casually/truthfully, and pretended to be held against their will in case they're tracked down by their governments.
Questions are made by any of these apart the organization - anyone could ask a question in just this moment. And so, the questioning begins here... [please give me questions I'm incredibly uncreative. Also both are being questioned separately in different times of the day]
1. What was the weirdest thing you've seen your partner done?
"Standing up sleeping. As in- There was one time where we were waiting in a line, right? We had to stand up the whole time. And then I look over to check on him and found him snoring. He was actually snoring. He keeps telling me that he's just used to it but-! Ah, jeez."
"Uh- Sir, I believe that..isn't that a serious health condition?"
"It doesn't take a medic to know that it's serious, but- God, I'm just glad I actually am a medic and know how to take his medical issues seriously.."
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"I've seen Philip...talking to my cat. Many times. Not talking, he just...meows back, and he even meows angrily if he's angry. I wouldn't consider it weird now but it was definitely something the first time I heard it. Oh and, he likes lying down with Sobaka (the cat) on the floor."
"Sounds like you have two cats."
"Philip does like to cu...hug, on impulse. He does a lot of sweet things on impulse..."
"Like..cuddling?"
"Hugging."
"We'll go with cuddling."
2. What did you think of each other before meeting?
"Ah, well, I'm not gonna lie that I haven't thought much about him. I only met him once before in my travels during the Spanish reign, and he was actually a lot more open back then. After that, I just kind of thought of him as someone nice to be around. Not as passionate like Rica was back then, or avoidant like Namnam. Just nice."
"You've already met him?"
"Mhm. Back at the 1870's, 60's - I dunno. All I know's that I was a guest in the Kremlin Palace."
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"'Before'? I've never really met him before, but from what my father, Germany and Spain have said, they've all told me that he was a playboy that likes to drink."
"..oh, that was the unexpected description. Did it change after meeting him?"
"Well, at the surface he did seem as so. Whenever I saw him, he was around a bunch of ladies. It made me think that he was someone shallow. Boy, was I wrong."
3. What did you think of each other when you did meet?
"Well, as I said, we first met at the Kremlin palace, and unsurprisingly he was hogged by a bunch of other people; countryhumans and humans alike. He was probably the center of attention, and he always looked visibly uncomfortable by it. His dad wasn't any better too...they both looked like talking to people was the hardest thing to tolerate in their lives. So I didn't try to talk to them."
"But..did you two interact?"
"Oh, yeah. I coincidentally met him outside of the palace. It was a one-in-a-million chance that we both wanted a break out of socializing, and we got to talk about things."