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Phil: Ruski what do you want for dinner?
Russia: You
Phil: Seriously Russ
Russia: Did I stutter-
Phil: *grabs large wooden spoon* Ruski.
Russia: ᴵ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ᶠʳⁱᵉᵈ ᶠⁱˢʰ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵇᵉ ⁿⁱᶜᵉ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁱˡˡ ᵐ ᵉ
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Malay: Hey dude, do you know how to scare Phil?
Russia: Well, I know how to make him scream
Malay: Pfft, prove it
Russia: *Grabs Phil and brings him to the bedroom*
Malay:
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Phil: Ruski can I sit
Russia: On me? Sure
Phil: What
Russia: What
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Russia: I'd kill a person for you
Phil: Ruski, no
Russia:
Russia: Two persons
Phil: nO-
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Phil: Hey Russ, did you know if you
smile, you can't breathe?
Russia:
Russia: Funny, when you smile, I can't breathe
Phil:
Phil: Fuck
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China: ...
Japan: ...
North Korea: ...
Russia: What?
Japan: This is uh, kind of an important and private meeting
Russia: And?
NK: Russia, Phil looks uncomfortable sitting on your lap
Russia: Fuck off
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Phil, texting: ha he __ ho hu, __ __ bi bo bu, a e _ o u, la le li __ lu, va __ vi vo vu, ya ye yi yo __
Russia: What
Phil: Send me the missing parts
Russia: Uh, alright-
Russia: Oh
Russia: O h
Phil: ｡●‿●｡
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Russia: Love is dead
Ame: You're literally making Phil a Valentine's card
Russia: I will fucking shoot you if you say it again
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Phil: *Smiles*
Russia: Holy crap mARRY ME
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Phil: *Squishing Russia's face between slices of bread* What are you?
Russia, struggling to speak: An idiot sandwich?
Phil, crying: Mine omg I love you
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-If that went the other way around-
Russia: *Squishing Phil's face with slices of bread* Do you know what you are?
Phil: *Grins a little* A snack?
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Russia: What's wrong?
Phil: The food's too hot so I kinda need to wait so I can eat it
Russia: You're too hot and I still eat you so hurry up and we can leave
